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When Unarmed People Being Killed Isn't Quite Enough to Spark Outrage
Hey, Powell, you got flat feet?
Look, this is the last time these kids are gonna have to speak to their parents.
Now we have cheese too.
Just trying to fire down a thousand-year-old Twinkie
I said forget the roof. They got people all over it.
No sir, you couldn't drag me away.
Hans.
Way ahead of you, partner
We’re gonna need some more FBI guys I guess...
Do you smoke?
and a father... of three.
Put it down now.
- Shit - Leave it. Move on.
- Theo. - Yo!
But, uh, you're gonna have to bring the ice cream.
Uh, yeah. We got it.
These idiotic shitbirds are toast
Hey, John Boy.
It's obvious you're not some dumb schmuck up here to snatch a few purses. Am I right?
"We're gonna need some more F.B.I. guys, I guess."
So I wanted to give you a call.
They're shootin' at the lights.
We have to tell Karl his brother is dead. Tell him to come down.
U.S. Intelligence Community
We're Gonna Need Some More Experts, I Guess.
That's very kind of you.
This is agent Johnson. I’m special agent Johnson No relation.
Last chance.
I'm Agent Johnson This is Special Agent Johnson
SEND IN THE DODD
Glass? Who gives a crap about glass? Who the fark is this?
Hey, babe, I negotiate million-dollar deals for breakfast.
Hi, honey.
Well, if you mean the terrorists, sir, we don't exactly know.
Whoo!
Baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
It's beautiful.
"Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs."
Blow the roof!
Sir, I've already told you, this is a reserved channel.
The mayor's gonna have my ass.
Ellis......Bubby!!
That Little Shit
P2 in the field to HQ... From up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit
Yeah. You have to take a leak, it'll even help you find your zipper.
. .
Let's see you take this under advisement... Principal Fuhrer!
THEY'LL SPEND MONTHS WONDERING WHEN FEES WILL FINALLY DROP
Never defend others it gets you no where
Attention, this channel is reserved for emergency learning only.
- Don't kill me. Don't kill me, please. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You bet!
Christ!
You know that game with the guns that shoot red paint?
Send in the Z2.
Thank you, Mr. Cowboy. I'll take it under advisement.
- He's still alive. - What?
Enough jokes.
Nein (No)! This is mine.
So Kareem rebounds, right? Feeds Worthy on the break.
You are done!
This is agent Ashkhad. I’m special agent Ashkhad. No relation
You have two hours to comply.
Masks? Who gives a shit about masks? Who the fuck is this?
we'll be sitting on a beach earning twenty percent.
Bring the other one over here. Hurry.
- In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement. - What the fuck?
If there's terrorists in there, where's their list of demands?
lose 20 - 25 percent of the hostages... tops.
Oh I hope that’s not Robot Monster
- How many are there? - Just one man. - Someone is "jumping the gun".
It's Christmas, Andre. It's the time of miracles
Remember that when you sign for the tip
How do you do?
Fine, report me! Come the fuck down here and arrest me!
I'm tired of sitting here waiting to see who gets us killed first -
l didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
It's about time.
Interned at Manzanar, 1942 to '43.
Shit. Where the fuck is it?
- Is this on the right channel? - Yes, sir.
We'll do it the hard way. Tony, see if you can dispose of that.
- You can't do it from here. - Yeah, you could.
- A fucking robbery? - Put down the gun.
Just like Kabul
What gives you that idea?
You're neither, shithead.
Only Lucky Ass Gaybriel can drive somebody that crazy.
#videogames #mentalhealth
Don't - Don't kill me. Please, don't. Please!
Dawn. D-A-W-N.
Bag it.
I love working at Lurie!
Benefits of a classical education
Go fuck yourself, Horns
How many kids you got, Al?
So be of good cheer and call me when you hit the last lock.
or what you're doing, but you just destroyed a building!
Refreshing the FR, until...
John, come in. Did you get that?
Mr. Takagi.
The seventh lock, however, is out of my hands.
Karl, hunt that little shit down And get those detonators!
Now, you listen to me, jerk-off.
Jesus, Mary, mother of God.
Let's see you take this under advisement... Principal Fuhrer
that when things started to pan out for her...
I can give him to you.
Move! Come on! Let's move!
- Get over there! - Hurry.
welcome to the party comma pal
As In Set in Stone
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept... For there were no more worlds to conquer
What the hell you talking about, man?
When my kids catch me turning the clocks forward on NYE.
Sounds like an A-7 scenario.
Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through...
All telephone lines have been cut.
When Bruce Willis was asked to join Glass Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?
Me just trying to make conservation…
telephone, full bar, VHS.
No, but I'll have a sofa brought out to you. Good enough?
Oh, my God.
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?
I am an exceptional troll, Mrs. McClane.
Fire.
- Al, do you copy? - Are you all right?
Just remember that when you sign for the tip
in the $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds...
Come to the zoom, we'll get together, have a few laughs
You ask for miracles, Theo I give you the f.b.i.
They want the detonators or they're gonna kill me.
You don't like flyin', do you?
HE'S GOT THE UNIVERSAL DOTARD PLAYBOOK.. AND HE'S RUNNING IT STEP BY STEP.
Welcome to the Party, Tyler!
What the fuck - Jesus!
Ellis?
A policeman's wife might come in handy.
- All right, all right! - Get them out of the car. Let's go!
The RUM HAM
You are most troublesome for a security guard.
Send in the car.
'Cause I'm a New York cop.