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In a way, we're teaching a computer to predict the future.
Chill out, Ricky. You chill out!
(chuckles)
Yes, every single thing I say offends them.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
that will show the whole world how perfect my life is.
It kind of smells in there, but whatever.
the premiere of series three of Pardon Me, Inspector,
Say something.
Who do we know with zero filter And no impulse control
that my pee tube has become unattached.
And our AMA subreddit will be trending.
Anyway, is now a good time for a bit of a chat?
These examples will teach the app to actually anticipate
3 x 3 x 11 x 31 x 6659 =659241
She's waiting for you, right where you left her.
(GASPS)
Coders work too hard, don't get enough sleep.
Missed lunch.
Only I could create a program that's more neurotic than I am.
(audience cheering)
(grunting)
the separation of work and marriage.
oh shit not the green cum aaaaaaa noooooooo vaginaes i miss you i got into the green cum now
Don't forget to submit it
My homework assignment for coding class is
but I feel fat. Do you know what I mean?
(yowling)
When your Amiga OS has failed to operate safely
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Me and Lisa are gonna make this app
An app can't be alive!
Hmm?
Change the world?
Say, Bart, look what we hacked from Skinner's hard drive.
Do I seem fat? I don't have a body,
(traditional Greek song playing)
No, you're not. You're all terrible.
(computer dings) FEMALE VOICE: File not found.
Get that cat out of the way