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and ticket to Kazakhstan.
Is it polite to greet people when I make entry?
Yes. In America, that's a very popular joke.
...but in the traditional Kazakhi way.
If you have been invited to a home or to a party...
But one time, he break cage and he get this.
- Do you need two pillows? - Yes.
Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo.
King in the castle I have a crown. I have a crown
- What? - Two hands.
no, it is not a joke
How do you keep your company secure By installing antivirus
- I'm the pastor of a church. - Yes.
- You can read? - Yes, I can.
Canadian gun owners to Liberal gun grabbers
Why in a jail? He look on me.
We're talking about humor.
Okay, no problem. Sorry.
I sorry, my friend.
Why dat
You've ruined this documentary and almost bankrupt us.
- Let's get her. Why not? - No, no, no.
- That's what we're trying to get done. - High five.
Zach Finding ice cream
but I in love with a woman in Malibu.
I’m very excite
This suit is black not.
- What? - Drive.
I was thinking maybe I'd just take the night off.
- Lift your hands and begin to worship. - Lift your hands.
Ten seconds, stand by.
Great. Thank you. Lovely place.
CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING U.S. Congressman
I could be. It depends. Well, boyfriend, yeah, I can.
Then she become weak , her voice become deep, “Stephen, Stephen.”
- This is a very private thing. - The host cleans the anus of the other?
Okay...
There must be consent. How about that?
She's boring!!
I didn't evolve out of a monkey.
No, there's no magnet. That was just... He means the vehicle.
to a gentleman who has come all the way from Kazakhstan
Let's go over to the weather. You can see the radar, right now
I’d Very Much LIKE To Buy These Hoummers!
- My goodness, is that him holding you? - Yes. Very strong.
May your George Bush drink the blood
Yes, you asked me about my mother-in-law.
My Coworker, Melissa, have a very funny retardation.
Nice.
- Lovely to see you. - Nice.
Make it out to someone?
George pussy magnet
Well, I'm not used to that, but that's fine.
Hey, stop that goddamn van!
Yes.
- We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes? - I hope so.
Pussy Magnet
we were ending our dinner party and everything.
What type of dog is this
…
- To California? - You a long way from home.
- Yo, step the fuck off, bro. - Okay. Okay.
Yeah, hard. You might,
Get a move on, we have 100 miles to go.
- I don't know, this map is from 1917. - Where the hell are we?
I was very excite to start my reportings.
America is known for its sense of humor.
You mean to the restroom?
Government Scientist Dr Tewna prove it is size of squirrel
You broke $425 worth of stuff.
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Let that tongue go.
I must buy one with pussy magnet
- What's that with it? - Yeah.
Hello, my name Borat. I am new in town.
Just dry him, no hand relief.
I get a clock radio, he cannot AfforD Great Success
- Now you are laughing. - Yes.
Why do you have so many things with a flag?
We’ll call it a third of that.
- I am very excite. - Yes.
We're on air right now doing the weather.
- I slipped on it and that was it. - Only an idiot could do this.
- What your name? - We're doing the weather right now.
Mind your own Fuc*king Snorkie That is a bad word bingo
A beautiful house, this.
- Can you go upstairs? - Yes, thank you.
- Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty. - Hello.
I must buy one with pussy magnet
You are retard?
Can I have a microphone so people can hear me?
Is not good for me
My name Borat.
Look who has an embassy here!
We call it $440/$220
♪ All other countries ♪
- Is not good for me. - It is good.
Everybody almost see your underpants.
Thank you.
And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring.
We don't have any cars for 650 that you can buy.
She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls
Is she? Is she?
This Michael, League Trade Rapist
You can sleep my house and you can use my sister.