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Suddenly, I realized.
on tropical storm Emily when we return.
Very nice.
What you do is you say, "Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom."
- Okay. Pamela... - We're gonna stand you up.
High five! Great!
- Let me introduce you around. - Yes.
- Cindy, where shall I put this? - Just...
- Is not true. - She is no virgin, buddy.
So I forgave Azamat.
While I sat on the bus, I thought of my journey over the past three weeks.
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Let's have a little old-time church right now.
who was daughter of Miriam Tulyakbay
Now, one of the things that you've enjoyed so much about...
What's up wit it, Vanilla Stan? I really like your vanilla pick
Okay, no problem.
What you trying to say?
I do not know why she is trying to do this.
JIM SMITH Chief Justice, State Supreme Court
- What kind of music you listen to? - I like very much Corky Bucek.
and make your way down to this altar.
Okay, so a "not" joke, I would say
These rats are very clever.
What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise.
I am in a nest of Jews.
No. Do you have slaves here?
Here in America we try not to make fun of
The bottom line is, we're a Christian nation now,
Should I show photos of my family?
GAY PRIDE PARADE
Pain in my asshole
Do you have a telephone in this village?
What is this man?
An hour. Then you have dinner date with high society.
Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat.
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Do Jesus love Joselyn Bolton? Yes, Jesus loves Joselyn Bolton Nobody like my Joselyn Bolton.
It's very good you allow retard
This Rigous, league trade rapist
If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
How can I be like you?
Well, that is the problem.
What she do?
Because a woman has a right to choose who she has sex with.
No, no, no.
What? You joke?
Economic, social and Jew.
No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law?
Should I pay compliments to the peoples?
Let's go back to New York, at least there's no Jews there.
What your name?
- Hey, you fuck my mother! - Hey, hey.
This is Gogo...the town rapist Naughty, naughty
Borat
My name is mind your own fucking business.
continue making documentary.
I don't know...
Maybe in the other restroom down here.
You can't be talking all that. You gotta be talking English right here.
It's time to prepare for your TV appearance.
How long have I got?
You will be my boyfriend?
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PAMELA ANDERSON AUTOGRAPH SIGNING Orange, CA
KAZAKHSTAN
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Well, we were. I don't know exactly what all that we're doing...
I GO TO ORLANDO!
- Are they all... - Yeah. Stay away from them that kiss.
We’ll call it 7:30.
My profession, work as a television reporter for Kazakhstan.
OK, OK. How much shall I give them?
Now...
No, I don't want any damn hair.
this is kurt kunkle, the town necrophiliac of vaginae city naughty naughty!
I make sexy time with my mother in law
Do you know the word “demeaning”?
But it's certainly not black, right?
Holdie after causing emotion distress to a woman
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Have you offered them pubic hair?
You have to calm down!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the gentleman here,
Don't worry. My friend, he can make glue and...
Please do.
He insists we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.
Azamat!