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I got some gratitude sex coming to me, and you're not gonna ruin it.
- Sparkling. Yeah. - Yeah, sparkling.
Can he use my pool?
I can say without reservation
maybe you can-- you can get him to bed.
use your pool on Saturday?
Where are the women who have a bald perversion?
- Absolutely. - At least while Eddie is here at school.
- Okay, that's-- go to your room. - ( sarcastic laugh )
Oh, yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, they're a great school.
And that you're in a long-term, committed relationship.
- Man: We were happy to do a favor for you, Larry. - Sure.
who comes to your house, and all of a sudden, you go,
I'm sorry for the other day.
Some sparkling water for the table?
Good. Thank you.
I will not take this tip, okay?
( scoffs )
There's no way she could finish all that ketchup. Is there?
What was the point of going back again?
How do you know?
Excuse me.
"What the hell did I do? I got-- what am I, nuts?"
But, no, no, you grow-- you grow to love them.
- Yeah... yeah, okay. - Gracias, Señor Larry!
- Bridget: Eddie! Go. - Larry: That's a good one.
That horse, he was so close!
You know what, I've never had gratitude sex,
to beg you to reevaluate his case.
Gracias.
It's not really your business, but to tell you the truth,
was unlike anything you could ever imagine.
I want to thank you for offering me to watch the game on your TV.
Then Larry was right.
- Let's not argue over this. - Marilyn: I'm so sorry.
- Sure, yeah. - You know?
Why?
This is my job. This is what I do.
The offer still stands.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You can't-- you-- I'm off in a corner like this.
But this man...
Otherwise...
- Twice! - ( muftis murmuring )
and I was just wondering, after I'm done,
Nice to meet you, sir.
Because of the condition
- Do you, really? - It's gotta be the-- you know what?
And a motherfucker.
( theme music playing )
Sorry we're late.
They-- they convert to packs, to the little packets.
Nice job, once again.
because they cook the eggs while you wait.
- What? Why? - Well, Marilyn wants us
- ( laughs ) - But people tell me that gratitude sex is the ultimate.
I can't look at that. Take it away.
How about your pool?