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Uh, I don't think so, Stan.
No notes for you.
Stan, thank you for the beautiful roses you left on my nightstand.
It starts with them asking to borrow a wrench...
There's room for everyone. We all belong in the G.O.P.
- We,re die-hard Republicans. - With dyed-to-match shoes.
Remember, Steve, these hell-bound folk...
They,re gonna announce who gets to speak at this year's Republican National Convention.
Oh, no, honey. They,re not for you. Those are ambient roses.
Thank you, Steve. Thank you for making my shame more festive.
You know what else is a choice? Being a Democrat.
Can't have nice things!
and B: before they cut and styled my hair.
Stay away from me! I don't wanna catch your gay!
You,re the professional.
Ugh, these preconceived notions about gay people.
Wow. All the Peter Pans, and in order.
#1357 #1357 #1357 #1357
Only if you get a boner, Son. Only if you get a boner.
- What? Why? - Wejust found out her second car is a Prius.
- So they,re not gonna turn you gay? - Of course not, kiddo.
Hmm? Okay, Abe.
- You didn't belong with those people. - You,re right, Son.
- That was an abomination. - Lincoln has been assassinated in the theater twice.
and ends with you on a boat to Mykonos wearing a pair of"assless... chaps.