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I want to have Thanksgiving when I grow up.
But I told...
playing music, and listening to them
Parents love me, I'll tell them the story
Guys, really, I can't interest you in cheese and crackers?
while pretending that we'd ever have anything to do
Shall we start with the yarn?
Well, we spent the last two hours
Dad has a key.
have a... somewhat of a spotty past,
something really interesting.
Kids are delusional from the cold.
So we're all gonna go around
Come on.
I take it you come in search of lodging.
and eat an entire Marie Callender's "pee-can" pie.
My weakness is stuffing.
That's my mother's handwriting, but how-how could that be?
It's...
All right.
maybe this year, I could wear the hat?
Okay.
Because they're always playing Rocky II,
Olivia...
Zip it, you.
Oh!
- Keep walking. - The cold?
Hi, folks, this your captain speaking.
I want it more than anything right now.
- Hi... Hello. - Yeah.
Bacon wrapped dates.
Hey.
Why not?
Hey, you know what? Um, get the kids settled.
I want every Thanksgiving
and Randall wears the hat. That's how we do it.
Well, we don't do the hike, do we?
we are going to...
Excited to meet your girlfriend.
- Noon. - We'll do noon.
Come on.
No.
Now, don't you want to see that up close, huh?
There we go.
Oh.
about the time I met Streisand. Parents love Streisand.
It's not my first Pearson Thanksgiving.
beautiful, brown eyes.
Uh, sorry I can't help you.
Okay, okay, guys, I have an idea.
I need you to find the time to do it before you leave this house tonight...
It pissed me off 'cause I really like pie.
- I got to go. - Wait.
We will take care of everything.
My mum's American.
Most of us didn't have family.
- Got my keys? - Yup.
Um, don't be sad though, the-the real Pilgrim Rick is...
Monday's was, "If the glass is half-empty, add tequila."
What is it?
Because it's Thanksgiving. Everything's closed.