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Oh, transformers guy didn't show up...
It's like enough with this shit.
That was good. Naomi still has her anal virginity.
Okay, you're gonna have to explain this to me. I mean, is he packing? Huh?
Ta-ta for now.
♪ One look in the mirror ♪
...and Naomi, I will, uh...
Hey! Hey! Jake!
[cellphone beeps]
What on earth makes you think that I'm worth $5 million?
Okay, yeah, da, da, da. Okay, let's see.
♪ I'm oblivious yeah ♪
He didn't choose me.
Um, okay, well...
Hey, did you know they don't have a separate jail
Good.
Alright, well...
Yeah. Yeah.
You're just a whore.
You know, I mean, If you wanna grow flowers, you don't plant 'em in a closet.
And dry each other off using friction.
But the seriousness of my request
were you trying to humiliate me?
yes beryl fryersial? what do you want? i want seagull poo me no spackfilla.
Of cold feet, second thoughts.
There's gonna be a honeymoon.
Yeah.
just anything but the schmuck.
That's amazing. No shit.
- Alright, whatever. - We gave birth to?
Naomi, put on track 7 on my workout mix.
Did I win? I don't know K
Don't dance, please. Ugh!
- You need to get that? - Nope.
Where have you been all my life?
- Are those hot pads also for Henry? - Yes.
You know, no dude thinks like that.
♪ Spaced out in the days I couldn't hear you ♪
Oh yeah, yeah. You're sick. Feel better.
- So, I just... - Mm-hmm.
- You ready? - Yes.
Why're you laughing at me? That's not...
[laughs]
We're gonna have some eggs benedict and some frittatas.
stop it don't call me a wopox director's cut pus or wopoxia or dracky man or beader minster! ectra! ectra! or whatever. so stop it graham gallagher you evil wepox wopox demonic witchboard demonicon satinav satnav fatty!
He loves New York ladies flip flops.
- Like where's the fucking... - Hey babe. Sorry, I'm late.
Do I go home now, or cancel everything tomorrow?
you're getting braces!
We don't have things that are sexual.
♪ Kite ♪
In case you feel like you might need it.
Like, that's sucks and then what happens
- You're smart, handsome... - Thank you.
No. I went to Columbia.
then I'll come out and we'll, uh... date it up.
Who's Lainey?
How's she doin'?
I mean, we hook up but I don't, like,
I mean, this Jake guy is taking up emotional
You're gonna start to get wet
Oh, Lainey. Oh, oh!
So, I'll probably gonna hit the road.
I wasn't willing to lose.
Partners always have to do these bullshit events.
I mean, it's different for women.
I think I knew that.
- I don't need a hardball... - My girl?
Well, I mean it's not your fault.
[instrumental music]
What? Get out of here! Get out of here!
♪ Reason to leave ♪
♪ I'm sorry baby you're stuck with me ♪
Mousetrap!
I have had like, actual intercourse...
how we screw up every sexual relationship we've ever have.
Well, I, um...
A buddy and I created this CDN and we're selling it
No, it's fine. I'll call you tomorrow.
♪ We are sleeping... ♪♪
There you go.
That's like Bobby Fischer kind of scarcity.
♪ Tear it all apart ♪
Not to mention, a culturally infused female competition.
- Alright, fight club, what the hell is going on here? - I'm a guest!
Why're you giving me shit?
- Okay. Oh, my God. - Oh, man, it's broken.
♪ I'm lost in a daydream I don't care ♪
Yes?
white guy thing to suggest, you know.
Oliver and I are on our way.
Silly. Uh, if you can just sign the back here. 3 places.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
well it's your choice now, milk or run bail on $100 bail water? i choose milk since i'm not crazy about $100 bail water.
Come on. Get up! Come on.
no way near into my nonsense. Okay?
Who's the choreographer?
- So just, uh... - We're gonna have sex for 9 minutes.
I'm at lunch. Just tried calling you.
Uh, I got into med school!
What do you wanna do?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[heavy breathing]
I'm going. I'm going for it.
You just... like you just... Tweet, tweet, tweet.
Photo of a dog dressed as a Nazi.
Anything that African American guy says
That's... that's called a noddle salad.
- Lainey, her name's Lainey. - Lainey. Lainey, I'm sorry.
I remember every compliment you ever gave me.
♪ But things don't really change ♪
Yes! Okay.
- Okay, you slept with her. - Mm-hmm.
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? no not anymore i quit!
I forgot that Pinkerton was an alias of yours.
Fuck you. I didn't call you an old virgin.
- I have a nickname? - A nickname.
♪ But I try ♪
Look it! Look it! He's looking! I'm embarrassed.
- Jake, Jake! - That's for my girl, you shit!
♪ Darling I'll be ♪
- Body! - Yes.
Hi, Matthew.
- And I want to be good friends... - It's fair.
Be right back.
This is a date now. We'll go out.
You're so greedy.
- How is Sam? - He is... fine.
It's this guy she's sleeping with. Uh, it's alright.
I feel like people are looking at us.
I sense that. That's obvious. I just don't know why.
Wonderful.
What positions did you do?
- Do you understand? - I...
I thought love was a feeling.
Absolutely. How long shall I tell him we're going to be?
Paula's somethin' else, huh?
Oh, my God.
But maybe if I'm not having any sex...
Will you get... whoa! Fuckin' please, come on!
♪ And I know the party's over ♪
It's doin' somethin'.
I hope your heels are comfortable
You were gonna lose your virginity to Matthew Sobvechik
Everything you ever did to me in bed.
What are you doin'? Don't dance.
You know I thought that I would forget about all of it.
I want you to do exactly
- Good to see you. - This is Chris.
- Oh, wow. This is... - That kid has a hose.
Okay. I'll go on one date with you