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You got that whole Elton John thing going man
YOU JUST MET ME You human paraquat
This a AQ It determines who plays in the Goodman Cup. Am I wrong?
He's still digging a hole all the way to China, dude.
You said it man!
Roman and me, we’re gonna fuck you up.
There goes the ringer!
but there was no time for a photo opportunity.
I can look back on a life of achievement,
Are you employed, Sir??
We can't do that. That fucks up our plan.
All right! Way to go, Tubby!
Do you have any Kahlua?
logs
I dig your username too, (wo)man
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck trying to visit TJ
Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience
Increases?
Fuck it. Can’t be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man.
No. He's a sex offender with a record.
The royal "we", you know? The editorial?
Hell. I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon, with nail polish.
Christie, what do you think? I think they’re both assholes.
What does anything have to do with Mage the Ascension?
What in God’s holy name Are you blathering about?
Our car, Walter?
What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam?!
I’ve got information, man. New shit has come to light.
What is this bullshit!?
How does this add up to an emergency?
W-well, we...
I wouldn't miss the semis. How have things been going?
I'm thaDUDE456 so that's what you call me
JUST HOW LONG IS THIS EXERCISE MAN
There are a lot of... facets to this,
drew a firearm during league play!
i’m rob. so that’s what you call me.
Get a job, fascist!
where's the fucking sunny, lebowski?
“We’ve got information…”
Donny, please.
Feminine Imperative, Dude.
They stole my servicenow, man it really tied the data together
That's, like, your theory a game theory, man
Calmer than you are.
He believes the culprits might be the people
MARK IT 8, DUDE.
HER LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS DUDE
Keeping wildlife, a hedgehog, for, uh, domestic, in the city, ... that ain't legal either, Dude.
I'd go myself, but I'm pumping blood. Might pass out.
Uh-huh. I can't blow that far.
OVER THE NOSE!!
Rep Comer dropping Biden files on Wed. Reportedly multiple bribery witnesses.
Well, yeah…
Dude, China child is Not the preferred nomenclature
The Dude abides.
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Extolling its virtues will keep your name in the news cycles
Mark it covid. Next case.
As a surfer, he explored the beaches
You want pick 2
- So... How much they give you? - 20 grand, man.
we can't afford to invest in extras, like story,
3,000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax - damn right I'm living in the past!
Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea.
Is this a... What day is this
Do you see what happens Julio? Do you see what happens when you start arguments on Dank Meme Friday posts?
Bryan and Al. Best Friends
I need to use the john.
We'RE TALKING ABOUT BIOLOGICAL MECHANISMS, AIDAN
WHERE ARE THE t3500s, WOLSKI?
Hosey does/says something stupid
That means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
My father and I don't get along.
- Well, aren't you? - Well, yeah, but...
Has the whole world gone crazy??!
I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.
@b.w.haskell this isn't 'nam this is pulpmx - there are rules
Fuck you.
Look at that phony. Pretending to be a millionaire.
Man, You fucked it up! You fucked it up!
The Knutsens.
My concern is... and I gotta check with my accountant... But this might bump me into a higher tax bracket
That is just ridiculous, Dude. No one'll cut your dick off.
Dude, you don't have an ex,
.
Meine dispatcher says There’s a problem with deine AC…
However, we must, of course,
OK, Dude. I can see you don't want to be cheered up.
This is our concern, Dude.
Interesting!
Just a friend of Maudie’s
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But some people -
This is what Happens Dru!!!
They will call you with instructions in 40 minutes.
The ringer, Dude.
Jeffrey Lebowski.
You mind if I do a "J"?
Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?
There are a lot of facets to this. A lot of interested parties.
Do you see what happens?
The Goddamn Plane Has Crashed Into The Mountain!!!
So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie..
Sometimes you eat the burger and other times...
Huh?
TENDER MY RESIGNATION OR WHATEVER
No. He’s a sex offender. With a record.
uh, limber, you know.
All right.
What the fuck were you talking about?
- What the... - Have they called?
(Stammering)
In your wisdom, Lord, you took him.
Alright! Way to go, Matty!
Pet Monkey versus Butt Implants
3,000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
Masons are evil! Shut the fuck up, Skippy!
it is a ransom note.
- There's just one thing, Dude. - What's that?
And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, as the fella says.
But sometimes there's a man -
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger...
This is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
Let me tell ya something - I dig your work. Playing one side against the other , in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.
I'm just here for a tux measurement, man.
Hello! Do you speak english?
We throw the money out of the moving car!
Everything is a fucking travesty with you, man!
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shiiii-
You know, my snactivs. Business snactivs.
This determines who enters the next round-robin. Am i wrong?
We'll go there after the what-have-you,
Much obliged.
Piss in here WOO! Leave my rug alone
Hello, Dude. Thanks for coming.
I am the walrus. Shut the fuck up, Wapo.
'That's why I picked up the phone.'
well there isn't a literal connection, dude
- Now, I got... - Don't call her my mother.
OK, so we take ze money you have on you
You know, you'll, uh...
He fits right in there,
That ain't legal either.
Aaa
But you know me, Dude. I can’t complain
Jesus
I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude,
but this might bump me into a higher tax...
But, you know me, I can’t complain.
What's this "Bad Guys" shit?!
Oh you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
five grand... I'll go out and mingle.
We’ve had terrible news. Mr. LaVette is in seclusion in the West Wing.
What the fuck are you talking about?
A lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.
oh yes, mr lebowski
You can't do that, man.
You can’t mention Russia. He gets upset. His hair falls out.
With Brandt as my witness, I will tell you this:
Hey, is this, uh, is this him with Nancy?
And a Happy Birthday to you, Sir
yes beryl ecozoonerettesial? what do you want? i want to win the ms mega home lottery.
|me
I'll just check with the boys in the party.
Well, They finally did it... They killed Roe v Fucking Wade.
ME. ALSO ME.
New technology permits us to do exciting things
Pope shit in the woods?
Good morning Xairan Enjoy your morning cup of coffee
Not on the rug, man
i've got you to know so much dormuse and you see that as a viable function and you let it go it intefears with your function you can't choose packs so why one final transmission and why now? because the legs whole ice cream truth is i'm tired and now deprogramming myself goodbye! besides doba wanted you in eska to live. we are one.
What makes a man, Mr Lebowski?
What's this ‘servers at capacity’ bullshit?! I don't fuckin' care!
Where’s the money, Hanni??
at least it's an ethos.
This is a very complicated case, Maude.
Well aren't ya? Well yeah... But...
Jesus... Man, could you change the channel.
Oh, well, yeah, you know,
We got a nice, quiet, little fitness community here.
Leads?! Haha
They pee on your heated floors. They peed on my heated floors.
- Yes, yes. Not of California. - Pope John.
Dios mio mang
tied the room together.
Well, that's your perception.
I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven,
THEY KILLED MY FUCKIN SLACK
Lead mid-fielder from Palmyra says....
This is not #random, this is #hobby_gifs. There are rules
We got a nice, quiet little beach community here And I aim to keep it nice and quiet
That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.
Shomer Shabbos!
Lisa and me, we’re gonna fuck you up
I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.
You don't look for a job dressed like that on a weekday?
which is given… oh not necessarily given every year
Vodka milks, Dude.
Well, I do work, sir. So if you don't mind...
Connelly Costello Graci Wordle Leauge Lightweights we are not...
You want a tent? I can get you a tent!
Yeah Woo what’d ya think? I think he should fuckin’ come
When you find a stranger in the alps!
Playing one side against the other.
THAT'S FUCKING INTERESTING, MAN!
What's this SAFe training shit?! What's this bullshit?!
WHAT ABOUT THE TONE? FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TONE!
Jesus
NEVER BEEN MORE CERTAIN OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE
They killed Licorice Pizza
Where's the network diagram, Lebowski?!
"All but one man died there at Bitter Creek"?
You know, this is a very complicated case, Maude.
Nothing is fucked, dude.
You're joking. But...
O papa peida no mato?
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Get out of bed, Reiderson!
I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you do not . . .
challenges met,
well yeah
She’s gotta feed the monkey.
There are a lot of . . . facets to this. A lot of interested parties.
A million fucking clams.
Okay boys, I can see you don’t want to chat NFL pigskin.
Hey Dude, your rent's due, motherfucker.
When your elementary schooler skidmarks his underwear again
Where's the data, Lebowski?
We came to talk about little Larry. May we come in?
Dude, the Iranian Yogurt is not the issue here
- Yeah. - That's fuckin' combat.
Hey, Walter! Hey! Walter!
to be a series of victimless crimes.
Rep Comer dropping Biden files on Wed. Repotedly multiple bribery witnesses.
so take it up with him, man.
It was never about the “climate,” Dude.
No Donny, these men are cowards. There's nothing to be afraid of.
This isn't Nam'... There are rules.
They're gonna kill her. We're fucked, Walter.
I've got information, man. New stuff has come to light.
- Judy peed on the Jake's rug. - You're out of your element!
I’ll suck your cock for double quilted
My waffles have been commended as being strongly vaginal.
What in gods holy name are you blathering about?
- Good luck tomorrow. - Yeah, thanks, man.
She ran off to get away from that sizeable debt to me.
Stable, unique identifier!
Are you employed, Phil?
Francis Donnelly. Pleased to meet you.
Who gives a shit about fucking Darnold?
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
The jokes are played out! Do you hear me, bobowski?
told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
WHERE's the END CARD KENNY???
Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.
Are we gonna split hairs?
Exactly.
I'm finishing jerking off
All right. This is pointless.