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OK, then.
Let’s just discuss our AFIs at the exit meeting
This is not a partisan thing, man.
Kevin, this is not ‘Nam. This is litigation and there are rules.
Well, yeah, but...
this is what happens when you keep saying covfefe
You're right, Dude. I got to thinking,
Laughable, man.
I’m staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee
I'm the Dude, man.
anti-Semite!
Hey Brad...
No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.
If you will it dude it is no dream.
The Supreme Court Will Overrule. ny AG Will apologize
She hit my damned car man!
You have got to buck up, man
tender my resignation or whatever.
LEADS?
- Johnson? - All right, Mr Lebowski.
"Say What You Want About The Tenets Of Western imperialism But maybe NATO shouldn’t have announced its powerlessness.
As you can see,
Do you see what happens, Larry?
We have to reschedule.
Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay 100.
Your revolution is over Mr. Trump
from my fucking lady friend, man.
PALLEY abides
They'll call back. She kidnapped...
Far out. Think he's got room for one more?
on Radford, near the In 'n' Out Burger.
I’ll have ze pigs in blanket
You Know... My Papers, Business Papers
It's not fair.
WHERE'S THE MARCEL END CARD KENNY??
The jokes are played out! Do you hear me Bobowski?
Goodnight sweet bee
How you doin' there, Dude?
New 'vette? Hardly, Dude.
You’re not wrong, Deck, you’re just an asshole.
You seem to get out almost TOO much.
How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen karl hungus?
Yeah but he’s a pervert dude
Just ask him about the car.
Also, dude "Gypped" is not the preferred nomenclature
is this your homework Jerry?
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
And the jukebox...
I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.
Where's the SPP Lebowski?
Dude, fat man is not the Preferred nomenclature
Really, Dude, you surprise me.
fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski -
Cowards! Weaklings! Bums!
Nothing changes... fucking nazis!
When your elementary schooler skidmarks his underwear again
Are you ready to get fucked, Chop Shop?
this is not 'nam, this is clownblogging there are rules
seems to me to a series of victimless crimes
That is our most moderately priced app
Nothing is fucked
Oscar material
FUCK DA I’M PERFECTLY CALM DUDE
I myself dabbled in pacifism Not in Nam of course
- and, uh, you know... - I am the walrus?
And, shit, man . . . . . . she kidnapped herself.
Ze pigs in blanket.
We'll brace the kid. He should be a pushover.
- She kidnapped herself. - I said I thought...
Your rug. With that money you can buy any rug
Wave of the future dude 100% electronic
Well, he’s the man for his time and place
Some beers. A few laughs.
on a moonless prairie night.
Brandt will fill you in on the details.
What's this Gilbert shit?!
JDerby and Son, Browning and son, Erik andrea and Greg don't make me sic this cop on you
That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.
All right! Way to go JJ.
The
oh, duck it.
THIS TRIP IS IN YOUR HANDS DUDE
He's a nihilist.
You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament.
Excuse me?
so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Tattoo it on your forehead.
Nonsense, Poopy Pants.
Where are the insider buys, Jon?
oh no! oh yes, mr lebowski
_
HANK CLEM
Do I make myself clear?
That's marvelous.
Look, you just tell him...
We... we didn't, uh...
It really ties the room together
- Are these guys gonna hurt us? - No, these men are cowards.
It is our most modestly priced receptacle
Should be a pushover
No, donnie, these men are nihilists nothing to be afraid of
You can imagine where it goes from here.
Are you ready to be fucked, man?
donny, you're top of your field and out of your element!
What do you need that for, dude?
Do you see what happens Phil? When you fuck Dak in the ass?
- What happened to your jaw? - Oh, nothin'.
She's the perpetrator and not the victim.
Nothing about it indicates...
LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE!
Well the virus finally did it they killed my fucking xfl
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina
that we're both, on a personal level,
No. He’s a sex offender. With a record
A lot of ins and outs and what-have-yous...
What the fuck are you talking about?
I can not solve all your problems Mr. Lebowski
No donny, these [librarians] are cowards
Ve come back and ve cut off your chonson, Reiderson
Or El Deliverino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in the muck To have my flannel taken away!
They find it difficult to say, but without batting an eye,
What the.. What the hell is this?
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Johnson?
It's bush league psyche-out stuff.
You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole!
Were you listening to Wade's story?
Yeah, how are you? Listen, Maude,
'I don't want to be a hard-on about this.
Where's the money, Lebowski?
Bevo’s gonna play thunderstruck!
Elfranco, ay˙dame abajo.
My concern is... and I gotta check with my accountant...
Man I had a rought night and I hate the fucking Eagles...
- Woo? - Yeah?
He thinks the carpet-pissers did this?
you got any promising leads?
Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fuckin’ troubles are over, Dude.
We're screwed now. We don't get shit.
Is THIS YOUR HOMEWORK, lARRY?
you're not wrong you're just an asshole
Sure, that and a can of beans.
Obviously you're not a golfer
I fuck you! I fuck you!
You want a putter? I could get you a putter
I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.
television 400s b.c.
Yes, that's your answer to everything.
UChicago Students, vieja.
I'm a snoop. Like you!
I want that money, Lebowski. Bunny says you're good for it.
Oh, yeah?
Michael peed on your rug.
'well, at Mr Lebowski's office.
You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.
I'm Jewish as fucking TevyÈ.
We've been trying to reach you, Dude.
Strong men also cry.
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
That's not the preferred nomenclature
eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY LEBJASSY
When I see u again
Masons are evil! Shut the fuck up, Skippy!
Dude, I... I finally got... the venue I wanted.
Condolences!
My dirty undies. My fuckin' whites.
Quick decisions? Yeah, sure.
Well you can fucking unpack it!
MURT HAS BREAKING NEWS!!
Because he doesn't want her back.
They’re down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
You see what happens, Larry?
Ah, fuck it, Dude. Let's go Bolduc.
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
Sketchy
Ve believes in nossing Jae Manuel
Oh, you know. Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
The Supreme Court Will Overrule. The NY court will apologize man!
She banned herself
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don’t roll on shabbos!
Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community.
Oh, no, no... He has broken his cock
We'll be there, man.
Eddie enforcing rules
- They posted the next round. - Shut the fuck...
I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.
Those are good burgers, Walter.
Nobody Nobody
Darkness warshed over the Dude...
Sometimes you eat the bear, and Well……sometimes the bear eats you
What the fuck does anything have to do with Montana?
Didn’t think I was rolling out of here naked did you!
I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude Across this line…YOU DO NOT CROSS
They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs! Kids still in diapers?!?!?
- Is this your homework? - Look, man...
Leeds
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
That’s a bummer man
I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life, dude.
Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
'Mr Lebowski, this is duty officer Rolvaag of the LAPD.
OK Dude Have it your way
The wealth was all mothers
What's mine Is mine
Has the Whole World Gone Crazy?!?!
?????
that had not occurred to us, dude
He met privately with the president,
Does this place look like I'm a developer
Across this Line, You do NOT!
Catch ya later on down the trail.
I'm enjoying my Nestlé hot cocoa
Where's the contract, Lebowski?!?! It's down there somewhere... let me take another look.
My name is Duh fee know. I'm uhh private snoop. Like you, man!
if you will it dude, it is no dream
A lot of strands in old Duder's head.
If my ex-wife asked me to take care of her dog
Your face.
Get out of the fucking...
You can’t do that. That fucks up the plan.
Devops! I mean, say what you will about the tenets of Information Tech, Dude, At least it's an ETHOS.
THAT POOOOR WOMAN!
Fnfnfnnf Fbbfnfn
- If it's during league play... - What's during league play?
100% electronic.
FUCKING FASCISTS
He's a good man and thorough
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, extolling it’s virtues is good for staying in the news cycles
You told Brandt on the phone, he told me.
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
You cannot drag this negative energy into the OPS Meeting.
Ohh, man.
Well, they finally Did it They killed my Richard Nessler
to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean,
As for this kidnapping...
Me Right Now
- Forgive me. - No problemo, man.
Uh, dude… TODAY’s already the 10th…
V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
The Princess Case A Royal Scoop
Dude, the dinner is not the issue here.
It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit and, uh..uh....
blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit,
¿Que no se ha jodido todo? Se ha estrellado el avión con el pasaje al completo
Dylan Leptich
drug regiment to keep my mind, you know,
I'm finishing my coffee.
Absolutely
Oh, well... all right.
Me describing me looking at the judges at the comp Eyeball to Eyeball
SINCE YOU HAVE FAILED TO ACHIEVE, EVEN IN THE MODEST TASK THAT WAS YOUR CHARGE...
You’re not wrong, Fëanor, You’re just an asshole.
But I'll tell you what,
You're fucking Polish-Catholic.
Let me tell you something.
I like your style, Dude.
Are these the Cubans, Robert?
Stay Out Of Malibu, Lebowski!
Condolences! The bums lost!
Ah, nice marten
His workload is in your hands dude.
'Dude? '
I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on.
‘Scuse me. Mam? The Supreme Court has ROUNDLY rejected prior restraint
Fuckin'...
It's the family farm outside of Moorhead, Minnesota.
- Yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah. - What?
The asshole was hoping that they would kill her.
He can fuckin unpost it!
Nobody fu(ks with da Jesus
We’re gonna fuck you up.
- What tied the room together? - My rug.
You mind if I borrow a feeling?
achtung, baby!
The kid's in ninth grade, and his father...