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Sweetie, sit down! This is the police.
You don't draw shit, Lebowski.
from Moses to Sandy Koufax,
where's the m4trix, wachowski?
Who is this gentleman, dude? Who am I? I’m a fucking veteran!
"Sometimes you eat the bar and..."
This guy’s a fake. A fuckin goldbricker.
OK, Dude, have it your way.
His name is Mijo? That's your name, Dude.
Wave of the future dude 100% electronic
Keep making that monster's history relevant
The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!
- Do you want a drink? - Yeah, sure. White Russian.
You mix a helluva Caucasian, Jackie...
Are you gonna find these guys, you know...
You're not wrong evan you're just an asshole
100% electronic.
And a good day to you mary
Leads? Yeah, sure.
Fuck it Dude, let's go climbing
Phone's ringing Dude. Thank you Donny.
- She's been kidnapped, Da Fino. - Oh, man.
Get out of that fucking car, man.
Hey Man!
That’s like, your opinion man.
Hey, at least I'm housebroken.
That hamstring really tied Rebecca together
These men are NBC.
appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes
I am not Mr Lebowski. You're Mr Lebowski.
THEY CAN UNPOST IT!
Goodnight sweet prince
The bulk of the series.
Our current situation
Where's the update Lebowski
Rug pee-ers didn't do this. Look at it.
A real reactionary
Its Lakers desperation
Chinaman
No thanks to you
Smug, are these men gonna hurt us? No, Josh, they’re cowards.
The... who the fuck are the Knudsens?
What the fuck... He peed on my window sill
Is this your homework, Larry?
Mr Lebowski.
Five plus crates of beautiful peaches
They got us working in shifts!
Fuck that. I love ya, but you have to face the fact
entertainment, political advocacy.
I guess that's how the whole darn human comedy
Where is the usb drive, Lebowski?
Ok Anna I can see you don't want to be cheered up
This is a bummer, man.
It’s an Avs day smoke
A 13 years old Jake. It looks like The N, MHD, NHL Network, MTV India, Mega TV, Big Ten Network, Tennis Channel, and Ovation TV.
Johnson
That had not occurred to us, Dude
Work Bereavement Request Supplemental Documention
I’ve got two ears and a heart, don’t I? And I can get you a toe by 3, with nail polish
Many learned men have disputed this . . .
The idea is that the hostage can't identify you
Dude, the CHINAMAN is not the issue here!
Elephant
He was one of us.
Fuck the Niners, fuck you Jason
There was no bottom.
Everything is a fucking travesty whith you, man.
Whoo! You got a date Thursday, baby.
YOU WANT BEANS? I CAN GET YOU BEANS!
I propose that you try to recover the money.
I... I was just...
When Goldstein suggests Pablo Honey is inspiration for Weezer Blue Album
- Her life is in your hands. - Oh, man, don't say that.
Here's the money. And the phone.
Where’s the fucking money?
Somebody the square community won't give a shit about.
and then Lisa pee on your rug!
Also dude "female impersonator" is not the preferred nomenclature
I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.
Are you sure the shooter wasn’t 19?
You think I'm fucking around? Mark it zero!
Mr Lebowski asked me to repeat that.
Dude, don't go away, man. This affects all of us
and a lot about where he lived, likewise.
I see you rolled your way into the semis
Calmer than you are.
The Dude Abides
Deeper than you are.
I'll say it again.
Dude, don't go away, man. This affects all of us
Also, Chris, "Lisa" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Far from it.
SMOKEY, THIS IS THÉ NOTRE DAME... THEY ARE BOWLING GREEN. WE ARE BETTER. THERE ARE RULES
He's fragile, very fragile.
am i the only one here who gives a shit about cold weather being uncomfortable!
nothing changes, fucking cardassians
Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
the Supreme Court has rejected prior restraint!
- The nail polish, Walter. - Fine, Dude.
- Michael pee on your rug. - Chris peed on my rug.
it's not fair
damn right I'm living in the fucking past!
I don't want to be responsible for any delayed after-effects.
Where's the food Chow? Where's the food Chow?
HOW LONG IS THIS EXERCISE MAN
He's cracking.
FAIR? Who's the fucking nihilist around here?
you're not wrong, walter you're just an ***hole
ah fuck it dude let's go bowling
Covid-19 Breaking News: I’ve got information, man. New shit has come to light!
So I can die with a smile on my face
No, man, nothing is fucked here.
- No, Dude. - They shot Donny?
My wife is not the issue!
Opening to A Bug’s Life 1999 VHS
The other Kenny G, the billionaire!
This is what happens When you start arguments on Dank Meme Friday posts!
Not too good, man.
It's good knowing he's out there, “The Dude.“ Takin ‘er easy fer all us sinners.
Fuckin exactly what happened
Do you see what happens, Larry?
At work
I’m unemployed
but I'm sure you can get it off him.
Fucking a man I got a rash
Mark it, Dude
Biden are you screwing this up?
- Are you employed, sir? - Employed?
so we could enjoy this family restaurant!
Far out, man. Far f***ing out!
We’ve got 4 more detectives working on it …they’ve got us working in shifts.
me when rob gronkowski cousin dies me when rob gronkowski cousin dies
Man, don't you have, you know,
Oh, you know. Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
- I thought you might know that. - Why would I?
"He Already Posted It. " "Well, he Can Fuckin' Unpost It!"
I don’t like your jerk-off face
Wouldn’t hold out much hope For the Dbacks though. -Or the Reds.
You see? Nothing's fucked here, Dude.
Yeah? Well... you know, that's just like, uh...
the carpet-pissers did this?
Where's the API, Altman?
Also, Dude…❌ichigan is not the preferred nomenclature… “High wrap”. Please.
A lot of facets to this. A lot of interested parties.
OK, Dude. I can see you don't want to be cheered up.
Creation is only 6000 years old...
Of course you do.
Come on, Donny, they were threatening castration
What the fuck is this?
Has the whole world gone crazy?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?
Jesus
Take her easy, Dude.
Every time a rug is micturated upon in this city,
I don't care! It don't matter to Jesus!
You want a pop? I can get you a pop.
You want a militia? I can get you a militia.
That Fuckin’ Bitch
What makes a man, Mr. Reiderson
Keep your ugly goldbricking ass out of my beach community.
Relax, man. I'm a brother Seamus.
Aw, Jesus. What’s that smell, man?? Three hockey bags.
Ok Brady, I can see you don’t want sloppy steaks.
'This is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal Bowling League.
They kept saying they believed in nothing.
That's right, Dude. 100% certain.
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
Mr. Lebowski is disabled yes
What in God’s Holy name Are you blathering about?!
But I went out and achieved anyway.
where's the data, andrew?
Out of my fucking cab! Out! Get...
I did not know that…. Well, it’s all water under the bridge.
Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here.
Guess we can close the file on that one.
- No hope for the tape deck. - Or the Creedence.
I've never been more certain of anything in my life
Let's go bowling.
The fuck is this?
Was a roadie for Metallica. Speed of Sound tour. Bunch of assholes
What the fu<k are you talking about?
Enjoying my drop pod.
Shut the fuck up, Kerry
Sheesh
You got a date Thursday baby!
Has the whole world gone crazy?!
mark it 8, dude.
No, Alfie, these men are nihilists. There's Nothing to be afraid of.
You told Brandt, he told me. Where do I fit in?
Is this a... What day is this?
bunch of assholes
I'll take it and stick it up your ass
What the Fu(k You Talkin’ About?
Then you have no frame of reference here, NaNa.
We want ze money for ze twitter
Once a plan gets too complex Everything can go wrong
Biden is dead in the water
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
Where the fuck are you goin'?
Oh…man…don’t…don’t say that.
No. He’s a sex offender. With a record.
- No funny stuff. - All right, I got...
'Tell Walter. I'm sorry.'
Condolences! The MPs lost!
Oh, excuse me, dear: I’ll have you know the Supreme Court has rejected prior restraints!
Castration
Man come on I had a rough night and I hate the fucking dodgers man
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about
Am I the only one around here THAT GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE ROLE GUIDELINES?
This is not a first amendment thing
Walter Sobchak.
You can’t do that. That fucks up our plan.
I'm the expert!
Jesus ✝️ You said it, man.
I've never been more certain.
Nothing is fucked, Dude. You're being very unDude.
So, what’s with this guy? Who is he?
One person only. They were clear on that, or I'd go with you.
Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski.
I'm Jewish as fucking Tevye.
Forgive me.
YOUNG PEOPLE SPREADING CORONAVIRUS:
Fuck you! Fuck you!
We got a nice, quiet little Beach community here. And I am to keep it nice and quiet
Son, this is what happens
‘Scuse me. Mam? The supreme courts has ROUNDLY rejected prior restraint
Dude, are you fuckin this up?
. It’s a league game, Smokey.
Normaler’n you are
But you know me, I can’t complain.
I like it. It's a myth about feminists that we hate sex.
Where's the GIF, Jeff??
So, Who... Who... Steven A?
100% electronic!
Well... I still Trek off manually.
Fuck you walter!
Jesus
This is a very complicated page. Lots of ins, lots of outs.
well there
Fuck me.
Our life is in your hands, Dude
Sometimes you break the shit Sometimes the shit breaks you
Well there isn’t a literal connection, dude.
- She probably did it herself. - What do you mean, Dude?
The occasional acid flashback.
Yes, indeed, that is Mr Lebowski with the First Lady...
Hey, will you shut the fuck up?
Who the fuck is that?
FUCKIN’ A, MAN.
This is what happens When you find a stranger in the elps
I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.
am i the only one here who gives a shit about cold weather being uncomfortable?!
Do you want a dead possum? I can get you a dead possum.
We're gonna cut your dick off…
I just bought that fucking car last week!
Are you employed sir?
Where’s your car, Dude?
Donny was a good bowler and a good man.
Well, sometimes it's a cathartic...
Sometimes you rape the polar bear, and sometimes...Well, the polar bear rapes you.
Just because I'm a pet owner, doesn't make me a sap!
The Knutsens. It's a wandering-daughter job.
Thanks Jason!
Tomorrow’s already the 10th.
after seeing Los Angeles
- 'Shut the fuck up! ' - Are you fucking this up?
i’m with woolery shut the fuck up, donny!!!
’til it goes click
Brandt can't watch though Or he has to pay 100
Is he... Does he still write?
D'ni sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me we don't we don't make mistakes we have happy accidents boing boing boingy boing boing those stories tonight on 60 minutes nothing for you
We got a nice, quiet little beach community here And I aim to keep it nice and quiet
Little lebowski
Walter, for Christ's sake, man, he's a cripple.
How the fuck should I know
I’ll suck your dick If you play R6 with me
20 grand man And they gave the dude a raise
Ooh, separate incidents!