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Oh Shit
"Gather one million dollars
We fuck you up.
These guys are like me. They're pacifists.
Ronan right now
Just a friend of Maudie’s
SMOKEY, THIS IS NOT NOTRE DAME THIS iS BOWLING GREEN. THERE ARE RULES
You're 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that?
You want a dec page? I can get you a dec page.
California, are you fucking this up?!
Whoo! You got a date Monday, baby.
Mr Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
There was no...
Can’t be worried about that sh*t Life goes on, man
You guys aren’t privy to all the new shit, so…
We fuck you up, man. We takes the money.
And I sure as shit don't answer my phone
Mijo, what’s the point?
I see what you're getting at, Dude,
I mean, You got any promising, uh, leads or...
We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing.
Leeds
They're gonna kill her and then me.
They got four more detectives working on the case.
She kidnapped herself?
you said it, man
Mr Warthog draws a lot of water in this town.
That tattoo really tied the arm together, did it not?
COVID-19 Breaking News:
Our Corporate Finance exam is gonna F you up
he's not taking your turn, Dude.
Enjoying my coffee.
Also, dude, “homeless” is not the preferred nomenclature “Unhoused”, please
Calmer than you are.
Get out of that fucking car!
I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband.
Fucking White Supremacist!
Waving a fucking gun around?
keeps perpetuating itself
“Borderless Banking Cartel,” please.
If you will it, it is no dream
- We are sympathising, Dude. - Fuck sympathy.
This guy fuckin walks.
Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an 8.
- Is this your homework, Larry? - We know it's his homework!
Excuse me?
And I won't be getting the vaccine!
That was the sign, man.
Also, Dude, "Samoas" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Caramel deLites”
Whatever the cost?
Hey! This is a private residence, man.
I had a rough night, and i hate the F#c%ing Eagles
am i the only one here who gives a shit about the rules?
This ain’t Nam, this is pink hair for toddlers, we have rules
but to tell these bums to do whatever is necessary
verkackte Amateure
she is the light of my life.
Ok dude I can see you guys don’t want to chat fragrances
What the hell happened?
Your Revolution is over Mr. Trump!
Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town.
so you have no frame of reference here, donny you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie...
Shut the #@&! up, Donny!
Who the fuck are you, man?
It increases the chances of conception.
THe man in the black pajamas dude...worthy f'ing adversary
Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town.
and I never been to France,
You’re like a child who wander in to the middle of a movie.
THAT FUCKING BITCH
Am I wrong?
Let's Go Bowling!
'We've recovered your automobile.
Mahomes? That creep can throw man
That light really tied the room together, did it not
Walter
I'm y
Dude, are you fucking this up?!
Somethings wrong with deine kabel
Say what you will about Kamala's awful record, at least its an ethos
I hate the fucking Eagles.
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice Shabbos!
Phone's ringing, Dude. Thank you Donny.
Jeff Lebowski.
Responding to ESP Queries
Fucking working shitheaaaaadddd!!!!
Fucking Germans
I think it's a Pomeranian
Okay, It's time for plan JGB.
your dying wishes might well have been,
- It makes me feel warm inside. - Now, Dude.
These men are cowards
The man in the black pyjamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.
We can’t do that, dude That fucks up our plan
Dude, fat man is not the Preferred nomenclature
- Hence, the slut. - Uh, do you think he, uh...
mark it chad, dude.
What's mine is mine.
they finally did it they killed my fucking team
'This will not stand.
Fuck DDS. Fuck you, Rashkind.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism,
They finally did it They killed our f*#%ing bot
Scab time Oh, I have a rash
I would like my undies back.
Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience
You're plan is so simple I'm sure they'll understand.
Regret the Legos?
Call 'em and explain it to them.
Wow, lost my train of thought here.
At 15 mph, I roll out, grab one and beat it out of him.
Forget It, David! You're Out Of Your Element.
- Am I wrong? - No.
The chinaman is not the issue here!
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that there's a little Lebowski on the way.
No, I do mind. The Dude minds.
sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes, you know...
Our fucking troubles are over, dude!
- Excuse me? - Oh, nothing.
She most certainly was not.
Fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, Trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank.
The fuck you talking about?
- 'unless it's an emergency.' - This is a fucking emergency!
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Visiting friends in Palm Springs.
Dude, please. Is this your homework, Larry?
Terry was a good bowler and a good man.
I wouldn't know, Dude.
Who's in charge of scheduling?
- Yeah, yeah. - You know this.
What Does Mussolini have to do with Spiderman
I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero?
I was talking about my ant bone.
Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience,
when do we play?
Guess we can close the file on that one!
Where's the Money, Toby?
Interactive chatgpt. Wave of the future, Dude...
In bed with everybody. Fabulous stuff.
No, like I said, Woo made an amazing play.
And even if he's a lazy man,
Well, aren'cha?
Where's the money, Jeffrey?
they finally did it they killed my fucking house
You want cash in a fedex box? Hell. I can get you cash in a fedex box by 3:00 this afternoon
Oh, I know that guy.
What's a pederast, Walter?
Do you see what happens, Lisa
across the sands of time until we...
A lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.
'Mr Lebowski, this is Brandt at, uh,
onion paper, dude…
- Do you have any Kahlua? - Take a look at this, sir.
I’m finishing my bullshit work.
We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry.
Masons are evil Shut ther fuck up, Skippy!
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine
Sorry. It was an accident.
"She's always bustin' my friggin' agates.
I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
of course they're gonna say they didn't get it,
But that's up to little Larry here.
smokey, this is not 'nam this is recruiting. there are rules.
Where's the money, Jeffrey
I don't...
I dig the way we do business, man
Get a job, sir!
Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
No, without a hostage, there is no ransom.
You think im fucking around? Plug your weight hole!
"Stop slapping cheeks punk!"
?????
Lingonberry pancakes.
What the fuck are you doing? Stop it!
You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head
Here you go, Larry. You see what happens?
I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a beer,
If you will it, it is no dream
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh . . . . . . your opinion, man.
Panera
native-americans, please
and this guy's a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
Well they can fuckin unpost it!
My father agreed to let you have the rug,
You have no frame of reference
12-year-olds, Dude
What are you a fucking park ranger?
Thanks a lot, asshole
3,000 years of beautiful tradition
- Yeah, but... - Am I wrong?
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
Elaine, this is not 'nam. This is medicine, there are rules.
This is what happens WHEN you lose a membrane from a button
Where’s your car, Dude?
I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase,
My briefcase.
Who ties those imported flies? Support your local fly shop
After-effects?
- Sure. Take it easy, Dude. - Oh, yeah.
at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night.
Would hold out much hope for the Dbacks, though Or the Reds
Perhaps you're right.
Cheers to all the people Who can change their minds about their beliefs when...
- Shit! - What the fuck's goin' on?
"problems"
- Her life was in our hands. - Easy, Dude.
We can't do that. That f***'s up our plan.
Fuck it man. I can’t be worried about that shit. Life goes on man.
Fuck it
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY?!?!
I know how he presents himself. Father's weakness is vanity.
We've had terrible news. Mr Technoblade's in seclusion.
You want a font? I can get you a font.
They’re a bunch of FUCKIN AMATEURS
Yeah, but I wasn't over.
Wait, Barcelona’s in Spain?
Sometimes you rotate the glar' Sometimes the glar' rotates you.
You have no frame of reference Like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie...
YOUR MOTHER & I WHEN YOU START TALKING UCHICAGO TO US
"Afro-Siberian," please.
They finally did it They killed my fucking watch
Fucking time wasted. Thanks a lot, Spurs.
But sometimes there's a man,
As if we would ever take your bullshit money!
He has to be getting along, Mrs Lebowski.
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected Donald Trump
BJ Emily
These creeps can roll, man
Yeah.
from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo.
- Are we gonna split hairs? - No.
Shower shabbos
“A” game
I could find this fucking Lebowski guy.
Should be a pushover
I was talking about Donta Scott
Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award,
Is this your email, Todd?
That's, uh, that's a bummer.
I'm a snoop Like hue men
Where's the time entry lebowski
You're not dealing with morons here, Lebowski
you have no frame of reference here davy
Regrettably standards have fallen in the West Fork basketball coaching industry
whereas this thing should, you know, be a piece of cake.
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Where’s the Lists, Bros
- Whose toe was it, Walter? - How the fuck should I know?
God, they shot him, man.
Ok boys, I can see you don’t want to chat Players Championship
where's the money, jerry?
You know, just papers.
If I, uh, can find your money...
YOUR MOTHER & I WHEN YOU START TALKING UCHICAGO TO US
to use the parlance of our times.
and pull the fuckin' trigger till it goes click.
No, here.
Whats mine is mine
I dig your style, too, man.
Yeah but I got an electric car.
Let me tell ya something - I dig your work. Playing one side against the other
Well, sure, man.
Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are.
More informed than you are.
What QAnon sounds like