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I’ll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug?
Do you see what happens, Grazy?
3000 calls of beautiful cc tradition
Yeah, but my concern is
It was a pretty good story, don't you think?
No funny stuff, Jackie. The kid's got it.
A real reactionary. So, your father...
???
"He Thinks The Carpet-Pissers Did It?"
Keeping wildlife, umm, an amphibious rodents, umm, for domestic purpopses. That aint legal either dude
Yeah, well, that's like your opinion, man.
Brian can’t watch though Or he has to pay $100
Its not fair Enlightened!
but in the 14th Century, the Rabahm, he...
OK? It's time for plan B.
Vamsex
I hope the big Lebowski kills me
Quick decisions? Yeah, sure.
Well, they finally did it... They killed my fucking spirit
Miss you more.
Karl Hungus... Come to fix your cable.
This is Discourse There are rules
This is not 'nam. This is Music League. There are Rules.
Those are some good pretzels, Ken.
No, you’re not being unreasonable. You’re just an asshole.
But I hardly wish to make his embezzlement a police matter.
Ok dood. I can see you don’t want to chat Sanderson.
What's that?
Sean and Tan Man treat objects like women, man!
Mr Lebowski is disabled, yes
Where’s the link Lebowski
Whoo! You got a date Wednesday, baby.
Wave of the future dude 100% electronic !
You don't know shit, Lebowski.
I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point.
- you piece of shit. - What's wrong with Walter?
Let me take another look.
He looks like a fuckin loser.
times like these, huh, arron?
It is our most... modestly priced receptacle.
Sure, that and a can of beans.
You want a firm address? I can get you a firm address.
What is this?
Iron Law, Dude.
Calmer than you are.
You’re not even fuckin vegan!
Uh, and then, you know,
Look. Who's your friend in the Volkswagen?
and this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers.
Masons are evil! Shut the fuck up, Skippy!
Professional Experts, dude
Start talking and talk fast, you lousy bum.
She owes money all over town,
Where's the money, Lebowski?
Shoosh.
Strong men also cry.
BGA Alert..... NEW SHIT HAS COME TO LIGHT
- The Uzi. - Uzi?
Show me what you got, nihilists
sometimes you pass the bar and..sometimes the bar passes you
Fuck it.
Iron Law, Dude.
My name's dahfeeno. Ima, privates noop. Like human!
Now that we're competing with amateurs,
Man, will you just...
She didn't run off. She's been...
Million Fuckin Clams
Oh, these men are idiots.
That's your answer for everything, Dude.
No Donny, these men are lawyers. There's nothing to be afraid of.
You want pick 2? I can get you pick 2. Hell, I can get you pick 2 by 3PM with nail polish.
'I hope you're not avoiding this call because of the rug,
As if I would ever dream of taking your electricity!
1 2
nor that she's been "banging" Jackie Treehorn,
- He peed on the Dude's rug. - You're out of your element!
WHERE'S THE MONEY, POKATOWSKI?
We’re gonna cut your dick off Larry You’re killing your father Larry!!!
Individual intent during each instance is not the issue here dude!
It can be a natural, Zesty Enterprise
Where's the data, Lebowski?
My career's slowed down a little lately.
He's a good man. And thorough
What The Fu<k AreYou Talking About?
rust colouration.
Screw the Drew League?
- Her life is in your hands. - Shit, man.
You're entering a world of pain
It don't matter to Jesus
Is this a... what thread is this?
the whites.
I've got information, man. New stuff has come to light.
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.
No, you’re not wrong. You’re just an asshole.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
X.
which would place him high
Where's the encryption software, Lebowski?
Who is that?
Where's the money RAMSAY?
Well I need to start making another burger…
Five years ago, you were divorced.
No, Alfie, these men are Yannuzzis. There's Nothing to be afraid of.
Not on the luggage, man
Lefty's life is in your hands
who's filling in for hayley kelly? georgette mallard.
IKEA fucks you up. It fucks you up and takes ze money.
Pick-it? Yeah, sure…
Well, they finally did it They killed my fucking retirement
- Cocktai - No, thanks.
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
without butting an eye
was truly a source of inspiration...
The Goddamn Plane Has Crashed Into The Mountain!!!
3,000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
No, uh, it was the Chief of Police of Malibu.
Are we gonna split hairs? Am I wrong?
I did not lie face-down in the factory floor so that these fucking strumpets could work from home!
What are you, a fucking NFL referee now?
I said we count up your Johnsons!
Uh, oh, yeah. No... no, I haven't yet.
Brian thinks he is cool But Howard knows …..
vagina
--bulk of the series.
And, well, I'd love it if you came and gave me notes.
OR RON KUBY.
You can not drag this negative energy into earnings season
Where the fuck are they gonna get...
- Why not on Saturday? - I'm Shomer Shabbos.
Mr Lebowski is committed to sending them to college.
On Rinaldi Near the In-N-Out Burger
far from it
You said it man
Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner.
you're not into the whole brevity thing
And yes, I listened to…Pneuma.
We've had terrible news. Mr Lebowski's in seclusion. In the west wing
I’ve got information, man. New shit has come to light.
Yeah, well that’s just like your opinion man
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
Excuse me.
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
And also, let's not forget, Dude,
You know he's got emotional problems.
YOU WANT A PLACENTA? I CAN GET YOU A PLACENTA.
He got me out of the way while he looked for it.
Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine.
What's in it for Reiderson?
This is not Detroit, there are rules
Where the fuck are they going to get another toe?
“38-year-old” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Post-Teen,” please.
Is this your email reply, Todd?
Love me.
?????
Every time a Coptic church is micturated upon in this fair city...
What does this have anything to do with convoys
Look! We all know who is at fault here
What in God's name are you blathering about?
He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, uh...
I got a rash, man.
Sure, if I'm in the neighbourhood, you know,
Are these the Arabs or Turks?
He fixes the cable?
His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude.
This is what happens, Larry!
Come off it, Mast. You're not even fucking Jewish.
What’s right, is right.
Uh, Dude...Tomorrow's already the 10th...
sesame, everything, onion
My rug was also stolen.
hey man, i'm not...
Well, they finally did it. They Killed My F**king Childhood.
_
Our fucking troubles are over dude
I'll just check with the boys in the party.
Ze lingonberry pancakes.
Well, aren’t you?
All the Dude wanted was to see them play in the ‘76 unis
It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
Wave of the future dude. 100% electronic!
Thanks Louise.... Sorry I had to stay so late
lost my train of thought here
Fucking Fascist
Larry Sellers, this high school kid.
What the fuck is with this guy?
Pneuma really tied the set list together, did it not?
Do you think the shower pisser did this? Well dude, we just dont know
I don’t roll before 3 P.M.
The In 'n' Out Burger's on Camrose.
These men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
"My daughter's married to a loser bastard,
Stay out of ragged Lebowski
Our fucking troubles are over, dude
All Right!!! Way to go Dani!!!
Where's the time entry lebwoski
Normaler’n you are
This is my associate Jeffrey Lebowski.
I asked my father about his withdrawal of $1 million,
blah blah
- No, he's... - He administers the charities,
I'm not greedy.
That's your name, Dude.
It’s a league game KC
Smokey, This is not PRY This is DLS. There are rules
Damn Right I'm Living In The Past
Sit down, please.
The stench of rockets fans among us
Mark It Dude
Jesus
sometimes you pass the bar, and well...sometimes the bar passes you
THE WHITES
engage in it compulsively and without joy.
Hey... man!
No problemo, man.
I mean say what you want about the tenets of al qaeda dude
I saw the report. Sorry.
Yeah, what do you think?
You fucked it up! You fucked it up!
What did you think this was about? Fun and games?
Do you see a wedding ring?
where I come from.
Sent by men who can't achieve on a level field of play.
- Dude. - 'You're coming to a bridge.
Fuck you, lawnmower man.
I mean, you know the guy?
they finally did it they killed the PURPA market
YOUR MOTHER & I WHEN YOU START TALKING UCHICAGO TO US
Fuck the baptism?
where's the money Jason
Lotta ins, lotta outs. You know, fortunately,
Sir, please, lower your voices.
Parla usted ingles?
Let me explain something about The Bray
What do I tell Lebowski?
I got $4, almost $5.
...
Also, dude “Gypsy” is not the preferred nomenclature
I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Niners.
Experienced!!!! Developer!!!!
Green... uh, some brown or...
They finally did it They killed my wholesale competition
We totally fucked it up, man.
Chris can't watch though Or he has to pay 100
- Near it. - Those are good burgers.
What do u think of sundial? It looks like a Fucken Loser!
- But they're amateurs. - Fuck.
Fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead
Our troubles are over
Also, Dude, Eskimo is not the preferred nomenclature
That’s marvelous