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She'll get tired of her game and go back.
the dude abide(n)s
I want... Bill Kunstler, man...
our fucking troubles are over, dude
We’ve had some terrible news. Mr Trumps in seclusion in the west wing
YOUR MOTHER & I WHEN YOU START TALKING UCHICAGO TO US
- Honorary degrees, etcetera. - Very impressive.
Trap?
oh no! oh yes, mr lebowski
- From who? - From the main guy, Uli.
?????
I'm finishing my beans.
You know, people forget
- Goddamn wind. - Goddamn it, Walter.
Should be a push over from here
Let me tell you something, pendejo,
Top Knot is disabled…
Mr. Lebowski is disabled
I'm the guy that's gonna kick your goldbricking ass!
For D
You're entering a world of pain
forehead ah ah ah ah ah go go power rangers dear the phantom of the opera is here say once my dear i'm singin in the rain just singin in the rain want a juice? new from the makers of head on activ on those stories tonight on 60 minutes
You’re an asshole. Your deputy is a major asshole.
Ah, nice marmot.
Let me take another look.
um, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho,
you know. But...
He’s a good man… and thorough.
I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.
The foul stench of haters
a lot of interested parties.
oh, dvd
I just bought the fucking car last week!
They did not receive the money, you nitwit!
Condolences. The bumbacks lost!
i’m not bob. *you’re* bob.
I'm throwin' the money, Walter. We're not fuckin' around.
What is this “as of now” shit!?
Tell me about yourself, Jeffrey.
We got a report Regarding Mr Lawyer Arguing during league play
Theodore Herzl, state of Israel. If you will it dude, it is no dream
Far from it.
It's The stench of rockets' fan excuses
Jeanne Deilman?
You want a wrap? I can get you a wrap. Hell, I can get you a wrap 3 o'clock this afternoon.
They killed that poor woman
without batting en eye
I had a rough night and I just hate the fucking Dodgers man
_
Fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fuckin’ Nazi’s.
You just met me. You... human paraquat!
You guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so...
ell. I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon
Things you haven't dreamed of, Lebowski.
"Hey, You Know What? Forget About It."
Smug, are these men gonna hurt us? No, Josh. They are cowards.
No one can complain, and we keep the baksheesh……. HUH!!?
and we calls it even.
can't do that dude that fucks up our plan
Oh please, dear
Is not feah!
Who's in charge of scheduling?
Meanwhile at F2F Genetics “I’ll suck your cock for a 12 bag order”
What the fuck are you talking about?
They're gonna kill that poor woman.
Not exactly a lightweight.
That's marvelous.
Yeah? Well... you know, that's just like, uh... Your opinion, man.
So Dude, gouger is not the preferred nomenclature. Scalper, please.
We're talking about unchecked aggression here.
And a good day to
"and I got a rash so bad on my ass
That's right, Dude.
And, well, I'd love it if You came and gave me notes.
You want a dragonball? I can get you a dragonball
trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank.
If you do so, I will compensate you
Look at it little boys and girls giggling over sugar plums
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.
Man, c’mon, I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin’ Yankees!
I don’t care about anything. I’m a nihilst
State of Israel If you will it dude, it is no dream
You want a toe link? I can get you a toe link.
What does Ted Bundy have to do with red Napoleon?
Over the line!
The bums...
Thanks a lot, asshole
Jeffrey!
Sometimes there's an person... I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero? But sometimes...there's a person, well, they're the person for their time and place.
Also, Dude, "Covid" Is Not The Preferred Nomenclature." "Chyyyynnnnnaaa Virus...please."
Careful, man. There's a beverage here.
That's like, your opinion, man
- Oh, fuck it. - "Oh, fuck it."
I can get you a toe by 3 pm, with nail polish.
Just tell me where the fuck to go.
You think I'm fucking around? the email said p0!
Galavant? OK, Mijo. I can see you care about your daily milkshake intake.
Steve maimed That poor puppy
Joking But perhaps you're right
A REAL REACTIONARY
There is an unspoken message here. It's "F**k you"!
I see you roll your way into the semis. Dios mio man.
Uh, Dude...Tomorrow's already the 10th....
You are scum!
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES
THAT'S MARVELOUS.
shit the fuck up lauren! you’re out of your element.
He's Cracking
He’s a sex offender. With a record.
You’re not even fuckin vegan!
He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
Pet Monkey Butt Implants
- You know what I'm saying. - I am the walrus.
It don't matter to Jesus. But you not fooling me, man.
Shit.
That apple whiskey really tied the whole thing together, did it not?
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
tonight i'll be eating 77 ICC neatherlands custom random world cup wraps and 8 sri lankan overs from the WACA in wangfujing. tonight i'll be eating 89 lime toadties and a raspberry milkshake from miss maud in queens park.
I’m throwing rocks tonight.
And, um, the six other guys.
and that's the Dude,
Yeah, well, that's like your opinion, man.
just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility,
Report back to us as soon as it's done.
I said to get Johnson and ***JOHNSON***
Well, that about does her. Wraps her all up.
I'm thaDUDE456 So that's what you call me
What are you talking about? He's loaded.
Could you slide your shorts down, Mr Lebowski, please?
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshit.
Ve believes in nossing, Lebowski, nossing.
Bryon, my friend, you’re entering a world of pain
- Am I wrong? - Well, he...
Since you have failed to achieve,
I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.
A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money.
when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE CERTAIN OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, DUE
I've got information, man. New stuff has come to light.
You guys are dead in the water.
I've got a new recipe, man. New shit has come to light!
Not on the luggage, man
Oh, you know, strikes & gutters. Ups & downs
that he had to eject you from his garden party,
Yeah?
SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS
I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Dodgers man
How was your meeting, Mr Lebowski?
We can survive a nuclear war, Dude.
I don't like your jerk-off name,
The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Lebowski?
That ain't legal either.
Yeah. Thanks, man.
Let Me Explain Something About The Dude
So what the fuck are you talking about?
Monthly reminder From Dad
And sometimes the Jawas, well, They eat you
hey man...
sometimes...
You got a whole cowboy thing going.
Is not the preferred nomenclature
Um... and then, ah, music business briefly.
From OJ to Little Debbie snacks
- Another Caucasian, Gary. - Right, Dude.
Karl Hungus...
I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regiment . . .
Am I wrong?!
Smokey was a conscientious objector.
Where's the contract, Lebowski?!?! It's down there somewhere, let me take another look.
No, nihilists. Nothing to be afraid of.
A lot of strands to keep in my head.
Who the fuck are the Knudsens?
How my heart feels after this Cowboys loss
this is $476
'Please, call when you get in, and I'll send a limo.
Dude, are you fucking this up?
this is not 'nam, this is clownblogging. there are rules.
You figured, "Oh, here's a loser."
A series of victimless crimes
Where’s the fucking money, Lebowski?
I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it.
Nobody f**ks with the Jesus, pendejo!
- Yes, we'll be near the, uh... - In 'n' Out.
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who's gives a shit about the pumpkins?
es VID
He's had enough. He no longer digs her.
He buys her a toaster? Don’t be fatuous, genitals
The Patriots treat objects like women, man
Here's the number of a doctor who will look at it.
Lady, my buddies died face-down in the muck
Forget it, Donny!! You’re out of your element!
Man come on, I’ve had a rough night and I hate the fuckin Eagles!
Does it hurt to be that stupid, dude?
Am I wrong?!?! Am I wrong?!? No.
Trap?
Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.
We've had terrible news. Mr Trump's in seclusion in the west wing
Also, Dude, "climate change" is not the preferred nomenclature. “Global Man-Made Climate Disaster,” please.
Fortunately I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen... to keep my mind... you know... limber.
Those are the fucking rules.
Loyaler than you
Closer than Craig is...
who's sittin' on a million fucking pennies?
And a merry Christmas to you, sir!!!
Hey, that's what you pay me for.
That kid's already spent all the money, man!
What the fuck is he talking about?
I hate the fucking Eagles
Shut the fuck up, Sainty!!
Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community
Iron Law, Dude.
Was there anything of value in the car?
THE WHITES
- lodged against an abutment. - Oh, man, lodged where?
Well, they finally Did it They killed my Richard Nessler
The toilet seat's up, man.
. .
without feeling like the good Lord gypped me.
That creep can throw man
This is what happens when you buy a Tesla from that ass!
Look at it. A young trophy wife,
You want a dragonball? I can get you a dragonball
A lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.
Takin' her easy for all us sinners.
Well that’s fucking interesting man. That’s fucking interesting.
How is the investigation going
You're entering a world of pain
I’d like to thank each person behind Shiba Inu cartoon.
I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.
No. He's a sex offender with a record.
Oh, fuck it.
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
You're lucky they left the tape deck, and the Creedence.
HAHA this is a funny boi
I've never been more certain of anything in my whole life
Trade information. Professional courtesy.
He fixes the cable?
It deadlocked itself!
- What do you care, Walter? - Those rich fucks.
Knox Harrington. The video artist.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Leave me the fuck alone!
Is this your murder rate, Larry?
THEY'RE NIHILISTS. NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
That fucks up our plan.
When I get bills in the mail
We don't approve of each other's lifestyles.
Quick decisions? Yeah, sure.
Oh, the people who got laid off? Uhhhh…
also dude midget is not the preferred nomenclature. little person, please.
Pull the trigger till it goes click
Far out.
THE POSTER WAS IN YOUR TRUCK! THIS IS OUR CONCERN, DUDE.
Who the fuck is Ryan?
Is this your homework, Class? we know it's the homework!
I'm just gonna go find an ABD
White Russian.
Dude, You can not drag this negative #ENERGY into the trading day!!
The Dude abides
or Duder, or, you know, uh, el Duderino,
One, uh... Oh!
I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.
THESE MEN ARE NIHILISTS. THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
- Where's your car, Dude? - You don't know?
What the fuck is with this guy?
Am I wrong?
Crazy, huh? Ran away about a year ago.
far out think he's got room for one more?
Where's Bunny?