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It’s Avs day, Smoke
Well it's all water under the bridge
when i grow up and get married i'm living alone! do you hear me? i'm living alone! i'm living alone!
What in God’s Holy name are you blathering about?
0 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't trade on Shabbos!
And a good day to you, sir!
Okay dude. I can see you don’t want to be cheered up.
Gary's name draws a lot of water in this town.
Panera
Oh, that must be exhausting.
The friend with the cleft asshole?
Oh... Jesus.
Come off it. You're not even fucking Jewish.
What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?
When you fuck Dak in the ass!!!!!
They should be pushovers.
'there's something wrong mit deine kabel.
there's a man...
Wu peed on my rug
Am I wrong?
What’s this bullshit?!
That creep can roll, man.
and I'm talking about the Dude here -
Mr. Hanes draws a lot of water in Tampa. You don’t draw shit, Nate.
- But my point is... - Your roll.
Sometimes... And sometimes the bar eats you!
in the parlance of our times, you know
She’s not my Special lady
Ok Brady, I can see you don’t want sloppy steaks at truffoni’s.
He's a nilist. He believes in Nile.
You’re like a child who wanders In to the middle of a movie.
Nat1ve-Americans, please.
new information has come to light
You're out of your element, camel fucker
Wave of the future, Dude.
I hate the fucking eagles
“Us”?!
They were nihilists, man.
No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.
'I know it wasn't your fault,
smoking a lot of Thai stick,
This is Discourse There are rules
"And sometimes the bar, well...
and this story I'm about to unfold,
Yeah.
This is a bummer, man
the DUDE
Oh. Uh, yeah...
The Mighty EROCK abides
Fernando Sussybaca
Ok, Scott I can see you don't want to be cheered up
You mix a heck of a Caucasian, Chris.
How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
Fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone!
I dig the way you do business, man.
Well... uh, no, not exactly
Mason are evil! Shut the fuck up, Skippy!
Sketchy
Far from it.
TEST
Where's The Money!? Damon!?
- They pee on your fucking rug. - They peed on my fucking rug.
They were Nazis, Dude?
Oh, you're Bunny.
Ve don't care. Ve still want the money, Lebowski,
Show me what you got, nihilist.
Does this place look like I'm married?
Where’s the money, Hanni??
i’m holding my doge
Many learned men have disputed this,
Fucking Nazis
This isn't Nam'.... There are rules.
/
And yet his son is a fucking dunce
Terrific, Walter,
a little of this, a little of that.
The fu[k you talking about?
-
You're just looking for a handout like every other...
Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about saving memes to their phone anymore?
Does this place look like I’m fucking married?
The Jake who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill.
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
It's good knowing he's out there, Chappers. Takin' her easy for all us sinners
'We need your help, and, uh...
Theodore Herzel.
Where's the money, mcbride!
Is this your email, Bob?
Johnson?
Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal, there never was any money.
Oh is he a gimp? Oh yes, Mr. Reeb is disabled.
No scotty, THESE woMEN ARE Assyrians. THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
I did not know that
Of course. Mr Lebowski on the left...
What'd he say? Where's the hand-off?
I can't leave him, he eats the furniture.
The briefcase?
Etz chaim he, Dude, as the ex used to say.
where’s the fucking game you shithead!
- Walter, how am I gonna... - Shomer fucking Shabbos.
You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie
These fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe,
The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier?
Am I the only one around here who gives a ____ about the rules?
It's Sandra, about the Biennale.
Summer of Ry
Well, we do have a new business plan
Smoky this is not a Whie Sox locker room. There are rules.
She’s not my special lady She’s my lady friend
Call for you, Dude.
Thanks a lot, asshole
Rauss! Achtung, baby!
Why I won't work Saturday...
- Yes? - Pilar?
Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski.
Sometimes you eat the bear…
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
- Were you listening, Donny? - What?
WHERE's THE GIF, KHALIL????
This ...this is not a worthy adversary
They call Los Angeles the City of Angels.
'So, like I say, you know, fair warning.
Are You A Lebowski Achiever?
i’m with woolery shut the fuck up, donnie!!!
I'll fuck you in the ass next Monday instead
His girlfriend gave up her toe.
“Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules?”
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!
Aw, Jesus! What's that smell, man?
Get out, both of you.
The problem is...
No Mr. Goldstein, it had not occurred to me
Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves.
Yeah? Well... You Know, That's Just Like, Uh... Your opinion
It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it.
Assyrians
Liam and me we gonna fuck you up
Common sense
test
Don't be worried, Dude. You're being very unDude.
really enormous fans.
really tied the room together
Real reactionary
Mark it 8, Dude.
Dude here.
Where's the money, Schneider?
The Dude, actually, is, uh...
Jeffrey.
I, um, I was one of the authors
- But my... - I'm getting to your rug.
Am I the only one who gives a ____ about the rules?
Mark it zero!
in Los Angeles.
- No, what's mine is mine. - Come on, Walter.
Wave of the future, dude 100% electronic
Are you employed, Mr. GOP man?
but what has that to do with, uh...
1.44
You ready to be fucked man
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes...Well, the bear eats you.
????!
I did not know that
He lives in North Hollywood,
Fuck you! You like that?
Condolences. The bumbacks lost!
What happened to your house?
Unlimited copies
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
those are good lagers, walter.
- Rug pee-ers didn't do this. - Look at it.
I've got certain information, all right?
Smoky this is not 'Nam This is the HOA, there are rules.
Forget It, Andy! You're Out Of Your Element."
damn right I'm living in the fucking past!
Oh…man…don’t…don’t say that.
You fucked it up! You fucked it up!
He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling.
She figures he isn't giving her enough.
Trap?
Papers, business papers
Iron Law, Dude.
ah, fuck it
To use the parlance of our times
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
Cuando se pasan de la raya
What does spiderman have to do with Mussolini?
say what you want about the tenets of restful services, dude, at least its an ethos
20 grand man… And they gave the dude a raise
8 year olds, Dude
I mean, you got any, uh, promising leads or anything?
When a driver keeps taking up 2 lanes
Calmer than you are dude
comey for prison shut the fuck up, donny!
Far out Think she's got room for one more?
Alright! Way to go, amber!
I hate the fucking eagles man
One hour into Meeting with marketing
Get the fuck out of the car, man.
Also, Dude, "Samoas" is not the preferred nomenclature. “Caramel deLites”
Jesus
It’s the Twins about T-Máhle!
They finally did it They killed my fucking car
'I'm not supposed to pick up the phone
That rug really tied the cat feeding station together, did it not?
Pyay how am I?….shomer fucking shabbos
I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though or the creedence
just make the deal Wolf, you’re out of your element!!
Who's in charge of beans? - Coob
he kept the money. My point is...
Is there a Ralph's around here?
Stay out of Equestria, Lebowski. Stay out of Equestria, deadbeat!
So shut the fuck up, Donny! You're out of your element.
Are we gonna split hairs?
MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about
Am i wrong?
There is an unspoken message here. It's "F**k you"!
Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?
Where’s the money, Ally?
These young men gave their lives.
This whole fuckin’ thing. I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug. But no, I gotta . . .
What was that shit about Vietnam?
- Oh, I'm not really that... - Oh, please, please.
I'll be there, man.
Will you just take it easy man...
Hddhd Jdjd
Mr. Lebowski is disabled
where
Retards, Dude.
Walter, you fuck, we gotta go to Pasadena.
My wife is not the issue!
...thousand, yes, bones or clams or whatever you call them.
Fucking Quintana. That creep can roll, man.
But there are some nice folks there.
Yeah. They gave Dude a beeper.
I done introduced him enough.
The other Kenny g, the billionaire!
Miss you more.
You gotta get in on the other side.
He fixes the cable?
Where's The Fikus Matev?
Sir, I just want to say
Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers.
What was that shit about the Electric Company?!
Those rich fucks…this whole fuckin thing…
I hate the fuckin Astros man
SESAME EVERYTHING ONION
What the fuck does anything have to do with the 2020 election?
You said it man
I had a rought night and i hate fucking florence and the machine
Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue.
Biden are you screwing this up?
I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
He died... he died as so many men of his generation,
Could you slide your shorts down please?
You see what happens, Larry,
That creep can roll, man.
Connie can’t watch though… Or she has to pay $100
I deal in publishing,
Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs.
Take er easy, Reiderson
That White Russian Really Tied the pantheon together
Where was she, man?
you ever hear of the Seattle 7?
Fuckin' A.
This Big Dog Aggression Will Not Stand, Man
chewfer chewsday!
Devops! Fuck me. I mean, say what you will about the tenets of information systems, dude...at least it's an ethos.
Where's the money, JANISZ?
feelings.
The other Jeffrey Lebowski, the millionaire.
Nothing is fucked?!
Professional Experts, dude
But I am one of the two trustees of the Lebowski Foundation,
Kill, murder stab
and there was a... uh...
Does the pope shit in the woods?
I cannot solve your problems, sir, only you can.
All I'm saying is...