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Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Oh, that's the Los Angeles
Does this place look like I'm a developer
Well aren't you?
Shut the fuck up, Darius
- I'm not... - Who are you working for?
What are you, a fucking park ranger?
He fixes the cable?
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs.
and I aim to keep it nice and quiet.
My fucking briefcase! Man, it's not here. Shit!
This is a gif.
I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!
- Who is this gentleman, Dude? - Who am I? A fucking veteran.
That's marvellous.
Where’s the fucking money… LEBOWSKI?!
Whoo! Slamming them tonight!
- Jesus. - You said it, man.
Those are good burgers.
Which one’s Logjammin’?
Without a video, there is no Last Dance.
- Am I wrong? - No, you're just an asshole!
OK. Done, Jackie.
"He Already Posted It. " "Well,He Can Fuckin' Unpost It!"
Friends like these huh Pat.
Whereas, what we have here...
inner-city children of promise
- You're the one who's certain. - 100% certain.
Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
I'm at my place. I need you to come and pick me up.
Where's the Money, Toby?
The royal we, you know
Does this place look like I'm a developer
Fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
And yet his sister project is a fucking dunce.
no...not on the rug...bing!
Leads?
I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE CERTAIN OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE
Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.
Where’s the money Van Alstyne!
Well, they were looking for you, these guys.
Stay outta my time zone, lebowski!
Give me my money, deadbeats!
Parts, anyway.
It is our most modestly priced receptacle
This is what happens when you send mail to a stranger in the alps
You know, my Snactivs. Business Snactivs.
I'm not handling the money, driving the car...
Chesa...you have no frame of reference here
Fuck it Dude, let’s play Animal Crossing
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the RICO.
When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door
We make the hand-off, I grab one, beat it out of him.
Our troubles are over, dude
You want a Mickeys ice? I can get you a Mickeys ice
The foul stench of rockets fans excuses
it really tied the room together...
Come on, Dude. Hey, fuck it, man.
No! That's not his... hey!
Yeah, fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fuckin’ Nazis.
We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude
'and examine your standing. Thank you.'
You're not blowing.
Fuck it. I can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man.
Gold is not the issue here, dude!
You want a rock dude? I can get you a rock
It is our most... modestly priced receptacle.
Well thats just like your opinion man
Well... you know, that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.
That's the simple part, Dude.
Oh, so that doctor...
who's sittin' on a million fucking dollars? Am I wrong?
Nothing is fucked No man
The Dude abides.
Thanks a lot, asshole
Nobody calls me asshole. You got the wrong man. I’m the dude.
Alright! Way to go, amber
Fuckin’ Croatians. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazi-sympathizers.
Where's the encryption software?
Can't we just rent it from you?
He's cracking.
Where the fuck are they going to get another toe?
They finally did it They killed our f*#%ing bot
THIS is what happens When You F**k A Stranger In The Ass!
Well, what about, uh...
I mean, you got to make, uh, quick decisions...
I hope that my wife will learn to live on her ample allowance.
That's some good bbq, Walter.
And a Happy Birthday to you, sir!
Also, dude, “Chinese virus” is not the preferred nomenclature. COVID-19, please.
We've had terrible news. Mr Trump's in seclusion in the west wing
You're goddamn right I'm not getting Kim'd!
No no
If I learned one thing in 'Nam, it's...
You see what happens, Larry?
- Dude. - Hey, Monty.
Dios mio, man.
WHERE'S THE MONEY, IZKF!?
It’s too late
Dude, HanAssholeSolo is not the issue here!
That’s your name, Dude
Mr Lebowski is disabled, yes. This picture was taken
Where's the money, Lawwell?
Has the world gone crazy?
My money
BL BL
That’s fucking interesting man
Who gives a shit about the fucking Jersey?
I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
No agency. No stakes. Shut the fuck up, Bobby!
Those are the fucking rules.
With all of your winning, Enlightened... Its not fair!
Hey, Monty....
.
Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes… a sycophantic toady who betrayed his oath to the Constitution gets re-elected.
'Zat's why they sent me. I am an expert.
FUCKING FASCISTS
Embiid, my life is in your hands!
Did I urinate on your rug?
The Patriots treat objects like women, man
V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Come on, he's got a sword.
You mean vagina?
This is what happens
s
What's this?
Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest.
Shomer Shabbos!
Well the virus finally did it they killed my fucking xfl
Jesus fucking Christ.
Native-Americans, please.
Far out. Think he's got room for one more?
I've seen a lot of spinals , dude.
Also, Dude, "JRPG" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Where's the booze, Lebowski?
Aw, fuck it, Dude.
Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience
That some kinda Easter Island thing?
our fkn troubles are over dude
It's not fair
Oh, Man, My Thinking About this had become very uptight!
What the fuck were you talking about?
YOUR MOTHER & I WHEN YOU START TALKING UCHICAGO TO US
I figure it’s easy money, you know? It’s all pretty harmless-
5 PEOPLE SHARED THIS ALREADY SMDH
Goodnight, sweet prince.
We’re fucked Walter
What...
Well, they finally did it They killed Johnny.
lotta ins, lotta outs lotta what-have-yous
He’s Cracking
You’re not even fuckin vegan!
Uli Kunke Her co-star in the beaver picture?
We’re gonna cut your dick off, Larry
Forget it Mikey You're out of your element!
Krauts
So, if you could just, uh...
of the Port Huron statement.
Got a semi on
earlier in the day, I was feeling shitty, man.
Fuck it Dude Let's go bowling...
Thankee.
Dude, the psychic brainburst is not the issue here
I've got information, man!
Well, not much to tell.
Are these the Latinos?
I didn't watch my buddies die face-down in the mud
- A! - And Judy peed on it.
JORDAN?
You can’t do that. That fucks up our plan.
Where's the Money Hagerty? It's down here somewhere, let me take another look
This is our concern, Dude.
So when you get divorced, you return your library card?
HE'S CRACKING.
I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point Not in Nam of course
He looks like a fucking loser.
Dak and Parsons are going to fuck you up!
Just take it easy, man.
It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
He's a sex offender with a record...
You know, she owes money.
She kidnapped herself
Sorry I had to stay so late...
at least that's the handle his parents gave him.
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, dude. At least they had an aesthetic.
SMOKEY, THIS IS NOT NOTRE DAME THIS IS BOWLING GREEN, THERE ARE RULES
If he knows I'm a fuck-up,
If not, that's her problem, not mine,
Do you find them much, these stolen cars?
Hey! This is a private company, man.
a tape deck, some Creedence tapes,
We got a man down dude
I accept your apology.
It don’t matter to Jesus
Out of this house now, you bums!
I’ve got two ears and a heart don’t I? And I can get you a tow by 3, with nail polish
Hey, man!
Take the ringer. I'll drive.
They peed on your fucking rug.
about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis.
Leeds?
I don't work, I don't drive a car,
Not on the luggage, man
So you know that they were trying to piss on your rug?
Stay out of Dane Trump
Let me tell you something. I dig your work.
[Hummm]
You're not dealing with morons here, Lebowski
In the parlance of our times
You're Killing your Grandmother Larry
Condolences Mr Doobage! The bumbacks lost!
If you will it it is no dream
Okay
i had a rough night, i ate some fucking beagles
A joyride situation.
I mean, he's 15.
- He fixes the cable? - Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
dems like these, huh, gary?
Larissa, this is not Nam. This is pizza, there are rules
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!
listen occasionally? You might learn something.
Binder meeting?
Race Report, Short Version
Also, dude, “Chinese virus” is not the preferred nomenclature.
Well, certainly, that's a possibility, Dude.
- What about the toe? - Forget about the fucking toe!
who am i?? i’m a fuckin veteran!
Yes, you're wrong. This isn't a game, man.
They're not literally his children.
Come on, who are you gonna believe, those guys or...
I'm Jackie Treehorn.
i’m hodling my doge
Do you see what happens, Cisco?
You can imagine where it goes from there He fixes the cable?
We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry.
They pee on your fucking rug?
You're calling me at home.
Fuck you! I kill your fucking car!
The Holy War
You're killing your father, Larry
He fixes the cable?
The briefcase was fucking empty, man.
She has lingonberry pancakes.
My art is strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.
I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab.
Those are good souvlakis, walter.
I did not know that
What’s with this guy?
Are you ready to be fucked, Noodledicks
- Waving the fucking gun around? - Calmer than you are.
You’re killing your father Larry
If you can't go by car, how do you get around on Shammos?
'Dude, this is Smokey.
- Fuckin' A! - And he peed on it.
'I just got an informal report
She hit me right here
I SAID TO GET JOHNSON AND JOHNSON
Pick it up, man, this is an emergency.
Far out, man! Far f-ing out!
Those are good tiddies, Walter.
"he eats you."
- Who's in charge of scheduling? - Burkhalter.
Where’s the trailer Nicky?
You might fool the league office,
I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday.
I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all by my...
It’s Sunday
Also, Dude, "Tranny" is not the preferred nomenclature.
But... ah, hell.