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This isn't strike one. This isn't even strike three.
Yeah, I want a date with Bo Derek. We all want things.
Boom.
No, no way. You're gonna be home by 8:00,
I have to go take a shower from doing real work, like a man.
Yes.
How's Bob the Brain?
Yeah. I just...
- Okay. - Hello?
- Down! Down! Down! - I'm going! I'm going!
Yeah, listen, you know what? I liked your alien theory a lot better.
- Heart racing? - Just frozen.
You make, like, what? $2.50 an hour?
Do you have any proof of this girl? I mean, has anybody seen her recently?
- Oh! Damn it. My mom's gonna murder me. - So go home. I'll radio if she comes.
Hey, look, a green one.
Afternoon, sir.
- Hey, buddy. - Hey.
- What's so funny? - Nothing.
and you can't breathe or talk or do anything.
- I'm thinking one of his field hands. - Uh-huh.
Listen, Chief, I don't go throwing around accusations lightly. You know me.
Over and out.
- Hey, there. - Hey.
Dinner first, then dessert. Always.
I have no idea.
''Uh I guess...uh Reese's Pieces Joyce(mouthes Reese's Pieces)
It's me. It's Mike.
Like I'm a baby. Like I can't handle things on my own.
- That's 9:00 on the dot, okay? - Okay.
I'm talking multiple reports now. Multiple reports, okay?
I've been trying to reach you all day. We were right. Max is Mad Max.
Desert island candy, if you had to pick one?
but the other ones have way too much emotional value.
Will! Are you okay?
What about that girl that made that kid pee himself?
Eight-fifteen.
"Oh, my God, it's five o'clock."
But those people are gone. They're gone. Okay?
- Son of a bitch! We got more! - Oh, shit!
I just... I need you to realize I'm on your side.