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...I gotta pretend this guy had cancer?
No, not really. Why? Is it a date?
...with confidence from the toupee. - Really?
- That's what you came to tell me? - Correct.
- Where did you get those? - Malaysia. I was in the area.
You reckon that could work on ladyboys?
I need a new look. I’m stagnating.
Smugness is not a good quality
I don't like it one bit. And I'm supposed to see him tomorrow.
Oh, my God, that man over there.
- Why? You don't wear glasses. - I know.
...and get the whole thing over with?
You know, we had a really bad breakup.
- What are you talking about? - Don't play dumb. It's me, Cosmo.
If this Jake Jarmel book does, you know, what I think it's gonna do...
You have to realize this has not been custom-fitted to his scalp.
- Anyway, I told Jake that you said hi. - What?
I wanna be a pirate.
Well, what do you know.
- So is he okay? - Oh, yeah, he's fine.
Miss Cool Toes.
No, he was on his regular bed.
I wanna be a biker
Newman? The white whale.
You look like a pirate
Good for you, Jack!
No.
...I have never come across anything quite like this.
You look...
All right, so it's me. So what?
Just one? I'm living, like, 20.
People with crutches don't have a chain attached to their belt...