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Tracy Jordan... hero, husband, diabetic/alcoholic!
I will be senile or dead for the better part of my child's life.
I don't get why people like brunch.
and then do the opposite.
...mick! - Disgusting, sir.
This is a fire drill. All NB C employees, exit to the plaz a.
The purpose of these DVDs
I know that because I'm a musical genius...
Lemon, we have news.
The lazy Susan was invented by Thomas Jefferson.
I am really sorry that I did what I did.
Ritchie Tamuto, Islanders fan and role-playing slave owner.
Oh, so, a Southern gentleman.
Yes, that is correct!
I know what you've been saying about me.
because "centipeding" means having sex with 100 women.
When you were nice to me, I took advantage of it
Wow. It's like I always say... white cab drivers are weird.
I am your father.
Put potato chips on a sandwich!
Hey...
which is the name of a bar I found near the train station!
I'd wear baggy clothes so my nice clothes wouldn't get all torn up.
I'm having a girl!
Like God, I created man!
I know how it sounds!
I had an old dad. It was awesome. I could get away with anything.
I'm sorry, sir. I was just sweeping your terrace,
you will need no advice. Life will be easy for you.
Will I ever experience the father-son bonding
- This is how you throw a punch. - Wait, what?
That Russian skank read the ultrasound wrong.
I am needed here, more than I ever knew.
and then you came in, and I was trapped,