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What are you talking about?
Hell, I'll get the epinephrine.
Yeah. Dad told me it's been kinda rough around here.
No, I'm gonna go to the gun rack in the truck...
You guys…
Those are not boots.
Colt.
I'm about to have sex with a national championship quarterback.
She saved a horse and rode a cowboy.
It's like my birthday all over again.
He kept telling the coach I was drunk at practice.
It was in the paper.
That's Australian for boots.
and I'd rather not see you cripple yourself.
You're my little brother, amigo.
No, that does not help at all!
Standing right here, Dad.
Sold my championship ring.
Stupid question.
- You... - Hey!
That's your three concussions talking.
You're not a football player, Colt.
I'm aware of that, Jameson.
You know what? You can't see it, but I'm flippin' you the bird right now.
That's a stupid haircut.
Rooster, we are the proud parents of a beautiful 85-pound boy.
Don't you Hi, Mama me. Give me a hug.
Then yes, I am.
Yeah, that was not the vagina I thought I'd be in tonight.
You gonna order a gun on Amazon?