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People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.
Today.
Come on, try it!
What?
She invited me up! Coffee's not coffee.
I don’t know what your parents did to you
Right. So I call her up, I tell her it's me.
Kramer, this is Donna.
Hi, it's Carol. I'll get back to you.
...is that everybody you see on television is doing something better...
- They're not talking about pants. - They're talking about nothing.
You invite me up for coffee, and then you don't call me back for four days?
I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.
Hey.
- What'd you say? - I don't know what the hell I said.
I don't like you talking about me behind my back.
Somebody did that?
I think I may be in love with this woman.
Hey.
Okay. The signal is...
He told you that?
And she doesn't have the beeper for it.
You don't have to leave.
Great day in the morning.
And I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that.
Take it easy.
I told him.
Where the hell do you get the nerve?
He has this phobia about public toilets.
Yeah.