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Why'd you have to get me in trouble?
I like to do my own material
I don't like coffee. I don't have to come up!
I love my phone machine.
So you gonna use it?
Now I know who you are. You're a comedian.
Everything was going along so great. She was laughing.
For me to ask a woman out, I gotta get into a mental state...
I have never seen one episode of I Love Lucy in my life ever.
I don't know how to work the stupid machines.
- Really? - I have no patience for lactose...
I don't think so.
Why do I buy Tan Pants Donna?
I forgot to tell you.
Then I got off the phone right away.
Don't you find that strange?
The bad thing about television...
Well, whatever.
She invites me up at 12:00 at night for coffee.
I'm planning a Wednesday call.
I like that commercial.
If you want.
If I call her now, she's gonna think I'm needy.
- Coffee is sex. - Maybe coffee was coffee.