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There's nothing in it.
Another 75 contractions and you are going to be there.
DWIGHT: No, no, no.
how very rarely I use that word. I know.
Is it midnight yet? No, it's 4:35.
No, no, no, Dwight, let Jim do that, please. Okay?
MICHAEL: Contraptions! She's contrapting! Okay, you know what?
Come on, guys. I wanted to be surprised.
I don't think I'm gonna make it till midnight
Maybe you guys should all go back to work 'cause the day's not out yet.
so might as well live here a little bit, too.
Weird IT nerd. Don't get revenge on me, nerd.
I feel like this noise is gonna prevent Pam
Perfect. Okay, number three, eat spicy foods.
You can't put that in here. Yes, you can.
extremely warm for two days after sex,
Happy to do it.
dave going over his daily meal plan
Yeah. All right. Okay.
just second breakfast, lunch second lunch AND FIRST DINNER
Agreed? Agreed.
then weaned onto a nutrient-rich, winter vegetable mash
Yeah, the doctor said that it's still considered a minor contraction
Wow. We're having a little girl.
Totally threw me off, so I'm gonna have to start over.
provided by the father, Dwight Schrute,
I've printed out 10 ways to induce labor,
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Excuse me?
"Five to seven minutes."
DWIGHT: Let's go!
Oh.
We waited too long. Two minutes doesn't do us any good.
Yes you are, and you know what you're gonna have?
Well, I definitely feel better. Good.
Okay, Pamela, you know what time it is?
is to take Pam's mind off of what's going on inside of her body.
Where are we? We have every six minutes, ladies and gentlemen.
Guys, a word of advice, speaking as a former baby.