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Can I ask you a serious question? Absolutely not!
Well, why don't you go on over to China? Visit the motherland?
Oh, boy.
A girl from China? All right, I never done that.
Look, this is as far as I go, because I'm a dead giveaway, see?
- Where's the light coming from? - The floor.
Just sit tight. We've got one of our best men inside right now, stirring the pot.
I got a very positive attitude about this.
Yes.
- It reminds me of an old Chinese joke. - Save it. I'll give you a lift. Get in.
Like the wind. Yes, I can, Miss Law. My mind and my spirits are as one.
Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
saving all their pennies. And then they sent for their families
- In there? Are you nuts? - Go!
- Do you mean oil? - I mean black blood of the earth.
You never know till you try.
See? That was nothing.
- Yes. - She must be something extraordinary.
I'll trade ya.
They have survived the burning blade, tamed the savage heart.
- Cash or charge? - Gosh! Cash, I guess.
Go right! Now!
Hey, you! Come on over here and fight like a man!
- That was his funeral. - It was a war, Eddie.
- Don't look, Jack! - I already did.
Otherwise I will send both of you to the hell where people are skinned alive.
Wait a minute! I'm a reasonable guy,
Before you knew me, I slept on the floor.
taps the back of your head up against a barroom wall,
Yeah, in deep shit.
That's what I thought you meant. Where's your truck?
- Where's Gracie? - On the floor next door. She's a wildcat.
Well, last time we had this problem was on account of squirrels chewin' the wires.
- No horseshit, Wang. - No horseshit, Jack.
We're all in: me, Gracie and Margo. Uncle Chu and Egg are in Egg's bus, ready to get us out.
Jack burton! Me!
My destiny rests in your capable hands.
Safe. Safer with me than any creature on earth!
that still don't make any sense to me.
- He's helping us out. - It has been almost two hours.
- Can I ask you a serious question? - Absolutely not.
I know. There's a problem with your face.
CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO THE WALMART STORE? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Wait a minute, pal.
This is gonna take crackerjack timing. Total concentration.
Margo, jump in!
- I'll do my best. - Make them drop their guard.
Ch'ing-ti! Ch'ing-ti!
All movement in the universe is caused by tension between positive and negative furies.
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
You are nowhere
- Then he's flesh. - Then it's too late.
Jack, I know where we are. This is a central... what do you call it?
- We'll find it for you. - Damn right you will.
What sort of strange things?
No.
- From there we can... - Do you have a gun, I hope?
as I insert this needle into Miao Yin.
And a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain.
the First Sovereign Emperor...
next year we'll start importing a lot of strange things from Peking.
Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably welded shut and covered with brick by now.
INDEED!
How can I know that, Mr Shen?