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Get someone up here to take the navigator's station.
V'Ger needs the information.
Captain Kirk, these messages will detail my attempt to contact the aliens.
The machines interpreted it literally. They built this entire vessel
We can have you back on Vulcan in four days, Mr. Spock. Y’know, after the shakedown.
Mr Sulu,
Report to me in one hour.
Engineering to all decks,
You did have a relationship with Lieutenant Ilia, Commander.
If V'Ger destroys the Enterprise,
Negative helm control, Captain. Going reverse on impulse power!
Heading?
Six...
Kirk-unit. V'Ger awaits the information.
The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.
They're requesting damage and injury reports
This is Epsilon IX, Columbia. Am boosting output. How read you this?
looking for its Creator.
Fascinating. Not "Decker-unit"?
only the normal functioning of the carbon-based units.
-Jim, this is a mechanism. -A probe, Captain.
to coincide with the opening of the V'Ger orifice.
An answer? I don't know the question.
surrounding alien vessel.
Machine
I'm losing Starfleet! Interference from V'Ger!
Unknown, sir.
When they went into anti-matter imbalance,
Curious. I'm seeing images of planets, moons, stars,
Divert auxiliary power to deflectors.
All right, explanation. Why was my phaser order countermanded?
Travel pod available. Cargo six.
As much as you wanted the Enterprise, I want this.
Precisely.
Why do they dislike carbon so much?
Badly!
Unbelievable technology.
investigate and take whatever action is necessary
It's running our records! Earth defenses! Starfleet strength!
Bones, there's a thing out there.
Oversexed whorebots. Dating sites with dangerous gender imbalances.
my farts are long and loud and they smell
The machine inhabitants found it to be one of their own kind.
Permission to come aboard, sir.
-Medic. -Medics are coming.
You are, Mr. Decker.
Force fields up full. Put object on viewer.
As in "frightened out of," Captain, sir.
my farts are long and loud and they smell
to far more immediate and critical responsibilities.
If you are referring to the Kolinahr, Doctor, you are correct.
I remember Lieutenant Ilia once mentioning she wore that.
-Maneuvering thrusters, sir. -Hold station.
Captain, Starfleet is sending this tactical on V'Ger's position.
Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!
We have been contacted.
Sir, the Enterprise redesign increases phaser power
They still have the intruder on their monitors. It's decelerating.
All train compartments smell vaguely of shit.
Is there anything else?
It's how we all feel, Mr Spock.
Mr. Decker, I will contact you every five minutes.
Spock, this child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth.
I NEED TO TAKE A DUMP
and I'm witnessing some sort of dimensional image,
-Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! -Deck five, Captain. Officer's quarters.
Enterprise would be unable to function without carbon units.
Why does V'Ger travel to the third planet
Thataway.