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I thought all religions were a path to God.
They're baking fresh Cinnabons...
Original, not barbecue!
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And You could still spare my family by...
Church?
But, honey, with recent troubles in the Mideast
IT'S THE RAPTURE SHAWNA!
Don't tell me about family suffering.
Homie... I'd better start dinner.
Mom, Bart and I have been talking...
What's wrong with Carl?
I should get into God's Heaven,
Now them orphans got new skip ropes,
I'd tip you, but I don't have any cash.
Please don't go! Please!
and I end every day smelling like eel.
Wake up!
Look, just don't use leprechaun labor.
a meeting of gay witches for abortion.
The Rapture.
and everyone's favorite, baby Bibb.
people hair.
There you have it folks.
Science has shown religion is just an old wives' tale.
I just wish it wasn't crazy exercise.
and the rest of us have been left below!
We'll walk and punch.
I will undo the Apocalypse.
What the...? The Blue Angels?
All through history, self-anointed seers have predicted
Wait. Before you go, there's one thing I gotta know.