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I think I'm better off.
No, it's-- no, it's--
Okay. Thank you.
You're right. That was confusing.
When we went to Hawaii,
It's called capitalism, Mr. Haverford,
in a Gucci knock-off handbag, girl.
or let you know that I have a cabin
led by councilwoman Leslie Knope.
I don't think this is very fair!
That's why I was digging through the trash.
Um, one small announcement:
I'm a grown woman with a good head on her shoulders.
is pregnant!
It's a pretty baller move.
And frankly, I don't see any of those citizens
Are you kidding me? Sell, baby.
Okay, counterpoint.
Recall Knope! Recall Knope!
Oh, I'm sorry. What is your business, sir?
Oh, I run a pornographic DVD emporium.
Yeah!
- Change is good, I guess. - Not to me.
Okay. Well, I'll get out of your hair.
because of things that I did this year.
Uh, burn it for the insurance money.
Found that too. Pretty cool.
And since she's the only one that we haven't talked to,
because a year ago, this town
- No, with the store. - Oh.
by making us hire women,
We would all basically double our investments.
I'm the Nipple King.
It's not Diddy.
Oh, Leslie, this goes without saying,
Got it.
There's only one man for this job:
Now, if I wanna start my day off
My assistant has something she'd like to show you.
Is that gonna happen?
- than it was a year ago? - Yes.
but I'm pretty positive she pokes holes in them.
Nah! I'm just kidding, man.
has been a huge success.
Anyone's welcome to join us in the tree!
Due to a tragic misunderstanding,
and all that matters to me is whether or not
Those school lunches are incredibly unhealthy.