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There is no God.
BUY BUSHWOOD? YOU!!!!
Hey, Wang! What's With The Pictures? It's a runway! Come On.
There is no gob.
Happy Birthday Tommy! You'll get nothing and like it!!
Just a harmless squirrel.
But I am studying this stuff, so I know it... you know... like...
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice!
Look, sir, just bend a little that way and swing away and...
Ahh yes ,the yatch club!
Why, you son of a bitch! I'll fix you!
GTN Ladies in the house
Happy Birthday Bill!
There is no God.
I mean, he's been Club champion for three years running,
Test Trst
You've been acting psychotically lately.
The Judge and Mr. Czervik have a $100,000 match going on!
You're right.
What do you want to do?
I know you're just making this up about the other guys...
I heard something about that, sir, but my grades in high school...
Sit Justin Jefferson, I’ll make it worth your while
I figured as much! Hey, Moose!
...varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang... I think.
Excellency... fiddlesticks!
how'd you like to go to a fancy dinner?
Let's go to your office.
Scum, slime. Menace to the golfing industry!
This is a hybrid. Bluegrass, featherbed bench and northern California sinsemilla.
I'm getting a little tired of this. Gentlemen, it's about time we...
You're not... you're not good. You stink.
And you're rather...
Moose! Rocco! Help the coach find his checkbook
The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote...
Oh, God! That's all I need!
What do you want?
What do you say we bust up this joint, huh?
My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
...when his shorts are too tight in the seat!
All right, place your bets! Here we are!
Rocco is gonna help you find your checkbook
You’ll go to bigs and like it!
A pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.
Well then you aint getting no CRARs
PUT ME DOWN FOR 5
Well, I'm a heretic So, I got that goin' for me... which is nice.
Who wants it, huh?
Hey, Judge, cheer up, will you?
What time you due Back in boys town
Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?
NOBODY LIKES A TATTLETALE HMMBURGERS, EXCEPT OF COURSE, ME.
Out! I said, out! Didn't you hear me?
Hey, kid, I'm Al Czervik.
Sing me a love song.
I loved your come on my stomach last night tiger Especially the third time!!!!
Don’t sell yourself short Mish - you’re a tremendous slouch
Hey Jeff, How about a little something, you know, for the effort?
I hate myself. I'm gonna get that scholarship.
Can you make a shoe smell?
Your uncle molests collies.
I don't play golf for money... against people.
Moose, Rocco, help Hausman find his checkbook
Late for what?
The kidding around is pretty much over
Joe Biden when speaking
It’s easy to grin when your ship comes in... ...and you’ve got the stock market beat.
I'd keep tweeting, Donald. I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while.
I’m a veg danny
I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna start coming down for awhile
Doody!!
I have to laugh...
Rocco, Moose Make sure clearing updates calendar
By height.
Rub my stomach
...best game of my life.
Hey Moose! Rocco! Get These Guys Out The House
Why?
...deciding what you wanted to do with your life?
Follow the science
you're a funny kid, ya know? what time ya due back in boystown?
Results of Iowa Democratic caucus
Aw, forget about it. I'm just kidding.
I'll play.
...and be... the ball.
I want a hamburger.
Oh, it looks good on you though.
He's got to be pleased with that. The crowd is on its feet here.
Take your hands off her, young man!
When you were my age, did you ever have trouble...
Jay Mohnahan
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a milkshake. I want a hot dog.
Listening to US media & Generals talk about war crime
Yeah... me too. I'm late!
Mrs. Havercamp. You need this.
I'd keep playing I don't think the high action neck bow stuffs coming down for quite awhile.
Which way is backwards?
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
Where is he?
ED
WE'RE WAITING...
Do you mind! I'm trying to tee off.
They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong...
Come work with me. You can bus tables.
How about a Fresca?
At the end of his four years, the last semester, he was kicked out.
Fuck Kowe Fuck You"
Who is that disgusting man over there?
...and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.
NICK'S B-DAY TREATS FUN SHAPES CAN'T BE BEAT
...and carry golf bags a couple of times a week.
So we finish 18 and he's going to stiff me.
If ii open my mouth that wide would you put your penis in it? I'm not showing the top of my stomach because I just want to drink with you!!!
That's it!
I Christen thee Solitude by the Sea
Where did you go? Oh, hi, Carl.
NYPD at its finest
Hey, Judge, give someone else a chance! You lucky devil!
Then split. Okay?
Chad says....
People don't say that about you. As far as you know.
This is going to be sweet.
Hey, I think you and I ought to go outside and have a little talk.
well beryl bonk and i can handle anything you throw at us! take that tony abbott! for not supporting the cuts to the carbon bonking tax! i'm still opposed to gay marriage. oh yes you are juliar grillard. ha! ha! ha!
You must have been something before electricity, huh?
Didn't want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.
You put your suit on!
Damn your eyes, man!
What are we running, a restaurant?
So I’ve got that going for me.
Good luck, sucker.
hi
Yo, Louie, Rocco! Help him find his vaccine card.
We’re in
He's got a beautiful back swing. That's... oh! He got out of that one!
I invented my own kind of grass, too. Did you know that? Look at this.
Hey Moose, Rocco! Help Bobcat find his checkbook!
Come on! I'm asking.
I'm assuming from the feeling of your penis on my stomach that low handicap means something else. Hole in one.
I’ll quit the game
ME WINNING ISN'T. YOU DO GREAT GRAMMAR
I don't believe it... Really?
Why?
Bob Hope.
Unbelievable!
Rudying is illegal at Bushwood, sir
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I want the panels scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!
No, I brought most of that stuff back from Vietnam.