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What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumber yards.
I got nothin'
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in...
...simply do not belong.
No, I can't accept this.
8 Balls & Sharks
Wrong! You're drinking too much, Your Excellency.
...going to bullfights on acid...
Here it is. It's no big deal.
Hey Mel
He’ll quit the game..
The sloop The sloop
I want a server. No, a switch. I want a firewall. I want an IDS...
Looks like you're going to make a lot of money when you're older.
I've just got to win that caddy tournament!
Yes Yes Winter Rules
...by the Captain of the Links at St. Andrews from Scotland.
Jim Woeste - semi-pro golfer
...and just kiss me, you fool.
What an incredible Cinderella story!
We have a pond in the back. a pond party would be better.
“HOW’D YOU LIKE TO MOW MY LAWN???”
It’s no big deal
Don’t sell yourself short
Don’t sell yourself short! Angie, you’re a tremendous slouch
I smell varmint poontang, and the only good...
Give me a coke.
...and get this out of here!
I don't have the swimwear. Besides, I've never swum.
Let's go while
Motor mouth, take Dr. Beeper.
I want a red stripe. I want Amstel lite. I want Guinness. I want Corona.
Brown nose!
WHY DON'T YOU IMPROVE YOUR LIE A LITTLE, SIR? YES, YES... WINTER RULES
Just let it happen. Be the ball.
Twice. I caddied for Ty Webb in the morning...
Hooray for the Douglases
Really? I Don't Believe It
Miracle, eh?
Do you take drugs?
“Keep it.”
This is for you. Tell Kim Miller I'm Gunning for him.
We're waiting!
xv zcvz
i want this entire list scrubbed sterilized and disinfected
Bish I’ve sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber.
This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it Kevin Kopps
I guess it's just a matter now of...
Let's make it $40,000.
You're a good egg, Noonan. She needs you.
All right, kids! Rise and shine! Let's go, everybody!
I tried calling, but they don't have a listing for Mr. Wonderful.
If I can just make this one.
Chip, I have a special project for you... Sound familiar?
That's a very in thing to say.
...on superior firepower...
USF
Yo, Louie, Rocco! Help the man find the exit.
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir And I never slice
Danny is an employee of the club.
Willoughby Pool Has been Caddy Shacked
Sit Justin Jefferson, I’ll make it worth your while.
I want you to meet Chuck Schick. He's clerking for me this summer...
Come to Carl, varmint.
Shannon
You want to tie me up with some of your ties... Ty?
So I jumped ship in Hong Kong and made my way over to Tibet...
You’re on..
...to put me through college.
John, you take the Bish.
Yes I can feel your penis...... And it's giving me butterflies in my stomach so you'd better do your duty!!!!
If I could just borrow a wedge or something and...
Well, I, uh... oh, I will.
It slipped!
I'm afraid you forfeit.
Well I ain't payin no 50 cents for no international developed
How do you measure yourself with other golfers? By height
Oh, are you Roman Catholic?
We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
Hey Wang(sness)! What's with the complaints? It's a application repo! Come on!
Vanzee get your foot off the boat
"Nice tits !!!!"
Cabo Directions
"Keep It" "Its your"
You have to tell him every time he gets money in his pocket.
All right! Let's move out. We've got golfers waiting.
...
So let's dance!
Thanks, Bob! Oh, there won't be any money...
Your robe, Your Honor.
2
As far as you know.
Well…..we’re waiting!
Don't sell yourself short, Mike. You're a tremendous slouch.
It's like reaching under the rug, isn't it?
I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for a while
No fighting.
The good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life
Hey Mike ..... GAACK!!! Where's your hat?
You're very... small-breasted.
Hey judge. Double or nothing on the Texans? $40?
Will you forget... the massage...
...if you ever want to rap or just get weird with somebody.
Fore!
...what happened yesterday.
Is this your place?
I don't think I can handle that.
He's on his final hole.
Bill! I'm going to put it right on the line.
Well … We're waiting!
What’s with the pictures? It’s a parking lot, come on!
...but you were born to rub me first.
Lou’s been losin’ at the track. Well I ain’t payin’ no 50 cents for no Coke.
Smoking grass. Poor caddying.
Got to do my doctor thing.
Tiget
Was that your ball I heard rambling through here?
What you've go to do is cut the hamstring on the back of her leg...
You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club
You want your driver?
...and I had doubles in the afternoon.
Every day.
You were in the war?
You owe me one gumball machine
You don't want that scholarship, do you?
However it happened...
She's been plucked more times than the rose of Tralee!
Dave, come on up to deer camp
Here's an uncashed check for $70,000.
They're all selling? Then buy! Buy now!!
Well, the world needs shitposters, too!
Now back this thing out of here right now!
You shave your ass
Oh Danny, this isn’t Russia. Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia, is it?
Have you read much Spinoza? You're becoming tiresome. I'd like to lick your stomach and penis!
Who asked you?
For you
Doodie!
...behind the Great Wall. On the good side!
T
If you win, I'll make it worth your while.
Oh, it's good for PvP though
FOR ME, THERE'S A SUBTLE PURFEKTION IN EVERYTHING I DO
Hello? Anybody home?
george i'm a barbie girl. yes faye in a barbie world.
WELL... WE'RE WAITING
Talk!
NICK WAS ALWAYS FOND PLAYING WITH SQUIRRELS
Bill Kelly! I'm going to put it right on the line.
What time you due back in boys town
HEY WANG. WHAT'S WITH THE PICTURES. IT'S A PARKING LOT.