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You're Drinking Too Much, Your Excellency
He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
I’ll male it worth your while.
I christen thee The Flying Wasp
Turds!
Bish! Get dressed. You're playing golf today.
Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders.
This is registered. Carl Spackler's Bench.
well thanks for nuttin', Paul Mitchell
Look at that sexy fluid pumper
Here Ed
Shannon Can you make a shoe smell
No, I was kidding.
The dance of the living dead!
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?
So you’ve got that going for you. Which is nice.
I owe you nothing!
What's your address? You're on Briar, right?
Sheehy get your foot off the boat!
Rub my stomach
spaulding, this calls for old danny dimes
elk beats elk beats
Got a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.
You got a pool over there?
I want a server. No, a switch. I want a firewall I want an IDS.
How do you measure yourself with other golfers?
...and all you have to do is get in touch with it.
Anything. Who's your decorator? Benihana?
Mister Scholarship Winner?
Who’s your decorator? Benihana?
...these are men, America's best.
…..
You should play with Dr. Beeper and myself.
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it?
Who do you want...
Go ahead. It's nothing.
I ain’t paying no $200 for no Tool ticket!!
Come Loofa my Stretch marks
You're blocking!
Well thanks for nuttin Danny
All right, everybody. It's time to christen the sloop!
Eat it, Spaulding!
Careful. I'm going to move right down the Ticonic Parkway...
I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
He's out.
Hey Jake
Really? What areas?
Hi, Mama.
Let's not... cave in too easy, huh?
Keep it.
All right, kid, take your time.
I want you to meet Bill Schick. He's clerking for me this summer...
Right in the lumber yard. It's okay. We'll work on it.
...and I want them now! Chop-chop!
He’s a CADDIE.
Hawk!
You might say that.
Shut up! That means the caddy scholarship is available again...
The amazing stuff about this...
I AINT PAYING $5 FOR NO BLUE CHECK
Oh Danny, this isn’t Russia.....is this Russia?
Hope it's ok that I didn't get you anything for your birthday!
So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.
Hold on, Judge! That's my office. I better get going.
Hey Company 3..... YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
Give me the Mets and three and I'll take the Yankees even.
No, Mr. Havercamp, the green is right over there. It's that way.
More like 68, I think.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?
For this young Cinderella who has come out of nowhere,
I've got to go to college. I've got to!
Harshil
I'm going to put it right on the line.
Don't let me down, Billy!
I've got a good idea.
So does your brain! You want to double it?
"Good afternoon, s--" "Bourbon!" "Yes, sir. Wou--" "BOURBON!!!"
Thanks for the dope.
I'm going to have it! I've already decided!
They call me the G.O.A.T.
I Like You Betty
Is this Russia No
How hot I can get you.
Lou raised the price of coke. He's been losing at the track.
Why don't you come on in and help me sort my holy cards first?
You missed just that one.
...I'm still convinced that you have very fine qualities, and...
I'd keep coding I dont think bugs will be logged until the morning
This is a biggy!
Grant Greenblum?!? Scotch Ad
You know, despite what happened...
I'll slap an injunction on them so fast it will make their heads spin!
I'm playing with Drew Scott today and this is my guest, Mr. Wang.
I want the entire list scrubbed sterilized and disinfected
Wait a minute. I've only got a little.
THEN YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NO EICHEL!
Don't count that! I was interfered with.
That is kind of incredible, sir.
All right. I'll be right up.
All right. Stand up!
Oh..my Bone Spurs! They're Broken!
He's not a member, Grandma. He's a caddy!
Okay, Danny, this is for the Gold.
Is it a long distance?
BRIAN!! get your foot off the boat!
I've been a little under strain. I have to play with Smails tomorrow...
Hey, thanks a lot!
I notice you don't spend too much time there.
If he bothers you, I'll take care of him.
Oh, you're a funny kid. What time are you due back in Boys Town?
Hey Frank Mac.... While we're young!
Buy Bushwood! You...?!
Oh Danny. This isn’t Russia. Is this Russia?
Come here, honey! And hey, loosen up! You're a lot of woman, you know?
Hope it’s ok that I didn’t get you anything for your birthday!
You, you, are no virgin Cheers
I have an account with huckberry
A gopher!
Biggest Whore on 5th Ave I’m told
Hey, Ringo, play something hot, will you?
You want your driver? No. He's not my type.
I'm going to enjoy this thoroughly.
Say, let's have a little bit of this. Look at this. Try it.
Don’t sell yourself short You’re a tremendous fool
Why did I double it? I should have stayed home and played with myself!
You owe me one gumball machine! What's that candy wrapper doing there?
You, Angie! Pick up that blood!
Give me a box of those naked lady tees
That kid will eat anything!
Not bad, huh? And I'll have 2,000 more units in the next two years!
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Hey
Is this Russia? Nah not Russia.
Do you know what I just saw?
Something to be very proud of.
Hope it's ok that I didn't get you anything You'll get nothing and like it!
What do you think?
Condos over there! Plenty of parking.
You're looking lovely this evening, Mrs. Smails.
No, he's not my type.
Hey, Mr. Gopher?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
SAME Don’t smile at me a lot. Okay??
Will you be my Little Monkey Woman?
I'm going to use you guys to do my dirty work for me.
So I've got that going for me. Which is nice
This is your wife, huh? Oh, a lovely lady.
Well, it's kind of difficult with you talking like that.
It's yours.
Vanzee get your foot off the boat!
It's like going to bullfights on acid
With the Government these days, if you own anything but politicians ...