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Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers
You got a pool over there?
I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but...
Well, maybe one drag, then I've got to go.
Well I ain’t paying $75M for no 6-4.
Yes, Yes. Winter rules.
A lot you fucking know, D'Annunzio!
She's been plucked more times than the rose of Tralee.
I got the wordle in two today So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.
Jim Woeste
Well, I'll guarantee you'll never be a member here!
I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer. Could have gone pro.
No fighting.
Gentlemen, I'd like to ask at this time if you agree to waive all sanction against said referee...or anything that might get me fired.
I want the entire world scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!
I like you Betty R100, sir
Sure thing, Judge.
I was born to love you.
I’ll give you asthma
Hey, look at that!
Hey, save me a toke!
Night-putting... Just Putting at night.
Lib Tech SOP
Stop! Stop!
Spaulding! Get dressed. You're playing golf today.
Hey Wang, I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay?
Gender Identity
Hey Archer!!! Where's your hat???
BK Turf is my kinda business
This is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off...
Capt Charlie
My name is Fred and I'm just a man, same as you are.
By the way, how does your penis slide up onto your stomach like that so quickly? I'm a member of the Magic Circle.
Don’t worry about this one, Everton. If you lose, we’re relegated.
Sonya Henie is out !
Ray Dalio Molests Collies
You really enjoy rubbing stomachs don't you? Yes. That's why I'm showing you my stomach now!
...but the man worthwhile is the man who can smile...
Don't worry about this one You miss it, we lose
Don't play games with me.
I bet you slice it into the woods! A hundred bucks!
You must have been something before electricity, huh?
No, I don't want to stick to anything in here.
Stop thinking. Let things happen...
Double turds!
Ahoy polloi
Oh god that’s all I need
We just bought property behind the Great Wall…on the good side!
So Darrin Is Out. We’ll Take Danny Noonan
...I'm going to ask Tom Burdick to put him on at the lumber yard!
Well, I ain’t paying no $200 for no Tool ticket!!
For me, there's a subtle perfection in everything I do.
Help Wayne take the survey
Desperate times require desperate measures Billy Billy Billy
Are you religious or something?
Yo, Louie, Rocco! Help Manchin Find his Democrat membership card.
Yo, Louie, Rocco! Help the man find his vaccine card.
I guess you don't!
Nice try.
Are you kidding? When I was your age,
Into a 10,000 foot crevice right at the base of this glacier!
...and I'd like to ask at this time...
Hey Rocco, moose, Help Steve find his checkbook
And that's all she wrote
Don’t sell yourself short
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK "BUBBLES" McGEE
SGCC has a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!
then you don't know someone who works at toys for bob
I WANT A PHOENIX SQUAD.
What do you say, Ty?
All right! You've got it!
...but when you die on your deathbed...
What! Are we waiting for these guys?
I know why you came here tonight.
Well, the world needs shitposters too!
Danny saw me naked!
My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!
MR BIDEN Your ball is right over here, sir...
HEY RYAN...
Would you like a drink? Tuna Colada, perhaps?
You’re Waiting?
Don’t forget the tools tomorrow. You’re heads greenskeeper
Cannonball Coming!
What about my asthma?
Hold on, son. Are you trying to make time with my best girl?
Gopher, raccoon same same
Well, you two look like a couple of boobies
People don't say things about you. As far as you know.
Yes, sir! I'm your pal!
yes beryl sial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes beware the evil eye!
Correct me if I'm wrong
He was night-jogging. Just...jogging at night.
Pretty pathetic, Ty.
...take it home and just get stoned...
Albert Einstein gave me this.
...this dude's hole and crawl around for a few days.
Where did it go? Right in the lumber yard
Well... We're waiting.
OK, maybe just one and one extra
This is the worst-looking bet I ever saw
Me last night
I'm a veg, Danny.
Then you ain’t getting no AQ!
Hey! Can you make a bullshark?
That's right. The only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it!
Do you know we're giving another caddy scholarship this year?
Chip and Putt a GO? I DON'T THINK THE HEAVY STUFF IS GONNA COME DOWN FOR QUITE AWHILE
Rodney
Happy Birthday Danno! You'll getting nothing at like it
I'm not talking. Stop talking.
How come you're here?
Moose, Rocco, help Wayne take the survey.
Turn off all the sound.
Hey Frank Mac....
And I say, Hey! Lama!
THERE IS NO GOD!! #STUPID
Ever! They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong!
HARRY HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOW MY LAWN?
Really? Are you going to Harvard?
They're all selling? Then buy!
I'm calling the police!
...if you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.
Look at it. That's the gopher.
what do you say AAAAAAAAL?
- No plans. - Great!
You know, clubs, bags, shoes...
Hey, we're all set to go. You know my friend here, don't you?
Hey Ime, when you meet Kyrie... don't tell him you're Jewish, okay
That's good, isn't it?
They said I should be a fire-watcher.
...pumping about 15,000...
Oh, it looks good on you, though.
A-A-RON
Here you are, kid. Park my car. Get my bags.
He was night-putting. Just putting at night...
"What a body !!!!"
Of course. You're the young man who wants to be in the Senate.
What kind of grades do I need for this Caddy Scholarship deal?
I don't want to see another caddy body in this pool!
NO, THE NIGHTSISTERS.
...I bet, are you, huh?
gunga galunga
I'd keep playing