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Just snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there...
No Collusion
That's great.
Eric, why don't you come on in and help me sort my holy cards first?
You don't mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs?
Put me down for five Ok, maybe just one plus one for an undergrad
Yeah, he's a good boy.
a
Hey, where's the bar? Let's have some drinks here.
That's right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre...
Well, the world needs foot soldiers, too.
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it?
I'm looking at you. You wore yellow so you could hide.
Can I have a word with you? In private.
By fight
I have a number of tees in my hand. Your Honor, odd or even?
I can't believe Abbotts closed because of some rain maybe
No. St. Copius of, uh, Northern...
How do you measure yourself against other golfers? By height.
I feel like a 100 dollars.
I was hoping to squeeze in nine holes before this rain starts.
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
Are you going to eat your fat?
...but it's acupuncture.
The heavy stuff
I think the Cubs are restricted so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay?
Happy Birthday Bill! Youll get nothing and like it!
I want you to kill every gopher
Judge Smails invited me at the club.
Sorry... Hope you can forgive me
He’ll quit the game
Campaign Of The Living Dead
The mans a menace!!
Stop it. The judge will see you.
My boat needs exactly $20,000 worth of repairs.
"Good afternoon, Sir. What--" "BOURBON!" "Yes, Sir. Would you like that straight--" "BURBON!!!
"Yo, Rocco, Louie!" "Help Mitch make the right decision."
It's the big rub.
Man in a boat overboard.
He's got a beautiful back swing. That's... oh! He got all of that one!
Don’t sell yourself short, Mazz. You’re a tremendous slouch.
You will get nothing and like it!
Al, if you keep busting your hump 16, 20 hours a day...
Me and Lew Saturday
Is that it? I think it is!
I Christen Thee.
I know how hard it is for young people today and I want to help.
There's a lot of... well, badness in the world today.
- What are you doing this Sunday? - I...
I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for awhile
ok so we're at the park shooting baskets we were getting along then all of a sudden kins jumps onto me and bites my ear and breaks my charm. and i blead so bad. and $289999999 she still owes me. is saying "oh look i slam dunk and shine nice jewellery and say "ah!"" but i just--goodbye! case dismissed! your honor i had-bye! parties are excused you may step out.
Lou raised the price of coke He’s been losing at the track
This is it! It's the Title!
Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.
Just for a goof:
...so I won't have to feel guilty.
Why, just ask my grandson Mott. He and I are regular pals.
There'll be no PTI adjustment today but, when you die, on your deathbed,you'll have a good story
We have a pond in the back. a pond party would be better.
That would work. I'm going to call you if I need that help.
Another Rob Roy, Bishop?
NICK FRANCU? GREAT GUY
May I escort you out, ma'am?
golf sucks!
BlaBlaBla Just shut up and stroke my stomach and belly!
Hey, we're both starving. When do we eat?
Okay. Drop anchor!
Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia, is it?
Of all the nerve!
Odd!
You’ll run Eberron and like it!
Frank Mac.....
Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.
Oh, I don't keep score, Judge.
Cause it’s nobody’s goddamn business how many drinks he’s had already
Buy! Buy!
I want to bounce on your hairy stomach and thick cock Go easy.......I've a tournament tomorrow.
No, no. Dolphin.
Ask Mott. He’ll tell you. Check just bought more property
Let’s pretend... We’re real human beings
you’re a good egg dennison i appreciate it
There's a bunch of them! And a summons.
A lot of people don’t even know what that is
He's a good guy. Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny.
Don’t you have homes?
"BOURBON!!!"
Can I get a ruling on this?
You're not leaving this house until we settle the college thing!
You're like a three-year-old!
Man... free to kill gophers at will.
Moose, Rocco, help Hausman find his checkbook…
Dog food!
Jay Mohnaham
You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club.
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir And hockey never goes under
EVERY DAY.
It's a good idea. Next time be more careful!
Moose, Rocco, help Hausman find his checkbook…
Hey Ben! It’s my buddy!
She's been plucked More times than the rose of Tralee
Right Wingnuts: Is it safe to go out and play?? Trump: I'd keep playing, I dont think the heavy stuff is coming down for awhile.
That was right where you wanted it.
I'd keep playing I dont think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while
. .
Cullin joins the Signal App
Why, you son of a b$&@?! I’ll fix you!
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It's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying.
Nobody likes a tattletale... except, of course, me.
...you could open a curtain, I could get right through that window, I guess.
There it is?
.
Will you get serious?
Hey Wang!
You!
That must be the tea.
Well, the world needs shitposters too!
Oh, there's my phone!
what are you doing this sunday? how bout you mow my lawn
I've never done that.
How about a Fresca?
MIke
So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.
America on the prospect of president Sanders or Warren following Trump:
Are you kidding? You think I'd join this crummy snobatorium?
Put on some weight, will ya?
Is this a family business, or what?
...went to war together, played golf together.
...because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
Doomsday preppers be like, "I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite awhile"
I almost got head from Bunny Lebowski
Ow my arm!
...and all his weight is on his right foot...
Honey, if he doesn't have something lined up by September...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL!!!!!
Sit down, Danny.
Hey, tiger, here. Keep it fair, will you?
I guess I don't.
I got rid of all social media and joined AR15.com So I got that going for me, which is nice
Lets face it. Some Teams....
Dennis....
...my roommate.
No, actually, I'm a rich millionaire.
Golfing in the rain