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UNLESS IT'S A WOMAN. THEN THEY'LL CROWN HER QUEEN.
YEAH -- VOLUME.
OF THE WHOLE END-OF-THE-EVENING MOPPING-UP CEREMONY.
THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS STUPID CLASS TALK
"HEY, OLD MAN!
HAVE A NICE DAY.
WE'VE GOTTA PUT IT BACK TO BLACK!
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
IT'S HARD, BUT I LIKE IT. OH, WELL, SUPER.
SO, COME ON, TELL ME HOW THE TALK WENT.
I DID WITH THE SWIMMING. I REMEMBER THE WATER.
AND THROW SANSKRIT IN THERE, TOO.
SO, SHE WANTS ME TO SPEAK TO SOME KIDS ABOUT MY BUSINESS SUCCESS.
I HAVE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! RUN AROUND THE BLOCK!
IT'S TOO LATE. THIS IS GONNA KILL HER.
AND ANY OTHER LOVE YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU'RE GREAT
DEMOCRACIES ARE OVERRATED. GET IN THERE AND KICK SOME BUTTS!
[ DOOR OPENS ]
I EVEN LOST MY FIRST BOYFRIEND BECAUSE OF ALL THIS!
IT'S A GOOD DAY TODAY, ISN'T IT? MM-HMM. $12.52.
THIS WHOLE TOWN WILL KNOW, AND WHEN YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET,
FEND THEM OFF! CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
TURN SIDEWAYS.
THURSDAY AT 4:00 P.M. -- IS THAT OKAY?
THINKING ABOUT WHERE VIN DIESEL GOT THE NAME VIN DIESEL.
SHOULD I SCOWL OR SMILE? SURPRISE ME.
[ INTRO TO "LONDON CALLING" PLAYS ]
BUT JUST A LITTLE. NO BIGGIE.
SORRY.
YOU'RE KIDDING. SHE MENTIONED IT ONCE. DIDN'T STICK.
GO!
IT'S YOUR ANSWERS WE DIDN'T LIKE.
BECAUSE IF ONE PERSON IS HAPPY, THE OTHER PERSON IS HAPPY,
DEB, IS THAT YOU ALL SEEM TO GO TO THE SAME LOUSY HAIRDRESSER.
THINKING ABOUT THE LAST MOVIE I SAW.
WHERE PEOPLE MAKE VERY LITTLE MONEY.
ALL THE KIDS SEEMED RELATIVELY UNARMED.
AND TALK ABOUT IF YOU SHOULD EVEN BE ALLOWED TO DRINK COFFEE,
TO MAKE A STATEMENT TO YOUR MOTHER
WE WERE CONSIDERING LUKE DANES,
YEAH, WHATEVER. I'LL JUST GET A NEW ONE.
AND BEING THE GOOD LITTLE GIRL AND NOT DOING WHAT I WANT
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A TOY?
HEY, IF YOU'RE GONNA GET ALL WARD CLEAVER ON ME,
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
NO. NO.
EVER LIGHT YOUR HEAD ON FIRE? I KNOW HOW IT FEELS.
JUST TRY TO CALM DOWN. NO, CALM IS FOR LOSERS.
OKAY -- COMBS, RAGS, INSTRUCTIONS, TIMER, TOWELS, TUNES.
I USED TO GO SWIMMING AT HER HOUSE ALL THE TIME.
JESS, DID YOU HAVE A GIRL STASHED IN THERE BEFORE?
DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE TO YOU.
WITH THEIR BAN ON DANCING, GUM CHEWING, AND BOWLING.
THE KIND THAT DOESN'T GLOSS OVER THINGS
THE BLEACH IS GONNA STINK UP THE WHOLE HOUSE.
DAVE'S JUST DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER TWO.
TO REHEARSE IN HARTFORD TWO OR THREE NIGHTS A WEEK.
DID YOU DROP OUT WHEN YOU GOT PREGNANT WITH RORY?
'CAUSE THE FEW TIMES I'VE LIED TO MY MOTHER,
FINE.
* COME OUT OF THE CUPBOARD, YOU BOYS AND GIRLS *
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
WELL, THEN I'LL JUST KICK HIM TILL HE AGREES TO DO IT. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE ABLE TO HIT BOTH THE CYMBALS?
WHAT ROOM?
DIDN'T YOU GET PREGNANT WHEN YOU WERE 16?
NO, NO, SAVE IT FOR WHEN I WOW YOU WITH MY BRILLIANCE.
[ LAUGHS ]
NO, NOT AT ALL. I WAS ANSWERING THEIR QUESTIONS.
LANE? FOLLOW MY ANGER!
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? I'M A CUSTOMER, I'M IN A HURRY,