HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
WE MISS YOU SINCE YOU STARTED THAT FANCY SCHOOL OF YOURS. IS IT FUN?
BELIEVE ME, IT'S NOTHING LIKE 7 UP!
OW! OW! OW!
APPROVED BY ME AND REVEREND MELLMEN.
AND NOW'S THE TIME. I NEED TO MAKE A CLEAR STATEMENT --
GOOD. YOU HEARD THAT.
AND THIS SPEECH IS ABOUT YOUR SUCCESS IN BUSINESS, YES?
16. YOU GUYS ARE 16, RIGHT?
AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASSIST ME.
* IF YOU NEED *
I GET BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH WHEN I THINK ABOUT HIM,
* NOW THAT THE WAR'S DECLARED AND BATTLE COME DOWN *
WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO REALLY PLAY.
WE HAVE TWO LOCAL LUMINARIES HERE TO TALK TO US TODAY.
UNTIL I GOT SO SICK OF IT, I JUST AGREED TO DO IT TO SHUT YOU UP.
A RIDICULOUS SPEECH AT A HIGH SCHOOL?
YOU AND I HAVE GOT TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
ALL THOSE STARS HOLLOW MOMS LOOKED ALIKE
EXCUSE ME? I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PERFORMANCE AT SCHOOL
A GIRL TOLD ME ONCE IF YOUR SCALP IS HURTING, DRINK A 7 UP.
NO, TECHNICALLY, I DIDN'T DROP OUT.
IT'S MY POWER OUTFIT. COME ON.
YOU OWE ME. BIG-TIME FOREVER. NOW MAKE LIKE THE WIND.
THAT IF I HAD HAD SEX WITH A DIFFERENT MAN
THAT'S MORE THAN A PICKLE. YOU'RE MAKING LIGHT. NOW STOP AND FOCUS.
INTO THE NEXT CHAPTER OF LANE KIM'S LIFE!
NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK? PINK?
NO, YOU'RE THINKING YOUR MOM. IF I SAID THAT, SHE'D START WAVING A CRUCIFIX AT ME.
BUT WE'RE REALLY EXCITED TO BEGIN
BUT IT'S NOT MY SCHOOL. AND IF YOU CANCEL,
HAVE YOU BEEN DIAGNOSED?
YES. I AM. LOTS OF CHOICES HERE. HELP ME NARROW IT DOWN.
THE PTA LIKES TO ASK PROMINENT LOCALS IN BUSINESS
SHOULDN'T THEIR BRAINS BE COMPLETELY FRIED
THANK YOU!
OF COURSE, ALL THE GREAT SEVENTH-DAY ADVENTIST SCHOOLS WERE REPRESENTED
AND THIS IS MY INSTRUMENT.
SO, HAVE YOU MENTIONED DYEING YOUR HAIR TO THE BAND YET?
OKAY, OH, LUKE, YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT HERE WHILE LORELAI'S TALKING, OKAY?
SO BESIDES POWER WALKING, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
TOOT YOUR OWN HORN A LITTLE.
YOU PUT THOUGHT INTO THIS?
SOUNDED GOOD TO ME.
BACK TO THE STORE TO GET THE BLACK HAIR DYE!
I DON'T KNOW MY SCALP THAT WELL.
THIS WHOLE INCIDENT WAS AWKWARD AND UNNECESSARY.
YOU'RE SWEET.
WHAT DEPOSIT? FOR THE ROOM.
WILL YOU LIGHTEN UP? NO, I WON'T LIGHTEN UP.
AS LONG AS YOUR SCHOOLWORK DOESN'T SUFFER?
WHICH I WOULD RECOMMEND TO ANY GIRL.
I'M GROWING A BEARD HERE. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
JIM CAREY SAYS THAT IN "ACE VENTURA."
NO. NO, I JUST, UM...
WILD ANIMALS BURROWING INTO MY STOMACH --
DO YOUR BEST -- NOT WITH THE SANSKRIT THING,
I KNOW.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
OKAY, UM, I'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE.
YOU'RE KINDA LYING. I'M FIBBING, BUT A FIB IS NOT A LIE.