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Byron Williams, telephone.
...at a very real outcome.
We don't want it to turn into a zoo out there.
Music.
Kick the crap out of them.
I'll tell you one thing. They ain't getting the TV.
First, I just want to say--
Hey, what's that?
Liberals, intellectuals...
I gotta get to Washington.
She's halfway to outer space already. Here, lock and load.
I've been trying to call you all day. The flight's been canceled.
...and Muffy and Richie.
The results are not perfect...
What the hell does that mean?
...is an aggressively dangerous species.
Thank you.
Now, even in a time of so-called intergalactic emergency...
There's a Martian right behind me.
Thanks, Dad.
I know. Thomas. Ha-ha-ha.
Hey, we all make mistakes, Mr. President.
I want to see Slim...
They don't know what the hell they're talking about.
...that it's happening at the beginning of the new millennium.
Mm. Yes. Yes, of course you can, Nathalie.
Martians.
Nathalie?
If any of them Martians come around here...
...and Mars...
Well, then go to 1. Go to 4.
Funny little critters, ain't they?
I'm not gonna hurt you. Now, come here.
Hi. Yoo-hoo.
...and we didn't even find anyone?
Because you're cooking up a feast.
It's a great victory for our administration.
What is it?
Byron? Byron. Do you know anyone who can fly a plane?
I honestly don't know, Nathalie.
...but we mean no harm.
Okay, give me a couple.
...in the Nevada sun like a giant...
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
Billy Glenn Norris gave his life defending our country.
Please come to Earth. Please.
What did they do that for?
A powerful memory is in the making.
Some of them are over 100 miles deep.
Curiosity? Or is it something more?
Oh, it's a hell of an honor.
He says it's important.
Didn't I tell you this would happen?
I'd be proud.
Shit!
...we will become one solar system.
Are you positive this thing is gonna work?
You have nothing to fear from us.
There's Jason, Poppy.
This was no misunderstanding. I was there. I saw it.
Hi, Jason!
Glad they got it somewhere.
Mr. President, please. Keep moving. We have to get you to the back stairs!
What's that?
The Martian ambassador is gonna say a few words.
The Martian canals are actually canyons.
Hello?