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What should I do? Just write some documentation
You know, without it falling down into weepy tears over some movie that she just saw.
What? Look.
Architect.
I'll have... White wine spritzer?
It's quite normal. Well...
Oh, no, I don't... What?
Teachers be like...
Just the way you feel about Walter.
Next time you think you see a black widow spider I want you to say:
JONAH: I'm 8.
but I'm only gonna be gone one night.
So I mailed your letter.
What's so great about it?
SAM: What possessed you to give them our address?
Sam, I'm sorry... She didn't mean that.
Or lock yourself in the closet or do anything that makes you need stitches.
United, 597. JESSICA'S MOTHER: Jessica.
You want a fruit plate? I don't know. Do I?
There's nothing anybody could do.
How did they get our number? Oh, let me guess. You gave it to them.
What about Walter? Oh, Walter.
Married to Harold, who ran off with the secretary.
I should write something in this about magic.
I don't think I could let a woman pay for dinner.
And then she's too proud to tell him that she's...
[♪♪♪]
It's Kermit's Swamp Years! You messing up your ink! You broke the printer!
If you play this backwards, it says Paul is dead.
Dear Sleepless in Seattle. I live in Tulsa. Where's that?
Then you have tests, then you get to do it with a condom.
When you added them all up
Work hard, work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this.
So, Claire, is there a problem?
WOMAN 2: Coming up, Jingle Bells backwards, sung by the New Jersey...
Your Uncle Milton lost all of his money.
It's in Oklahoma.
♪ Make someone happy ♪
On the top of the Empire State Building.
You sound younger than our usual callers. How old are you?
♪ Ridin' the range once more ♪
[SCREAMS]
The Bermuda Triangle
Jonah, for you to have one more chance of taking the quiz, I'm gonna make you take the quiz again at lunch tomorrow!
Maybe when we get home, we'll get a dog.
Talk to her, Dad. She's a doctor. Of what?
I thought you'd never call me.
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
♪ Where's the real stuff in life ♪ ♪ To cling to ♪
Don't mind him, he's just a guy who's lost his wife.
Yeah. All of Seattle knows.
New Year's Eve. Please don't make me write it.
I would like to propose a toast.
We're doing okay, aren't we? I mean, are we okay?
I swear, when we're old and grey
Clarise is gonna be here.
Baldwin.
Oh, well, it was a million tiny, little things.
Thank you. Hello.
And could the whole front of the house open on a hinge so I can get in with a garage opener.
Becky heard this guy on the radio, she was sure it was Rick.
♪ Will thrive upon that kiss ♪
♪ Sleigh ride together with you ♪ ♪ Horse, horses, horses ♪
Yeah, for dishes, glasses, silver, everything.
I did.
♪ Blackbird ♪
What do they call that, when everything intersects? Kismet?
Oh, how will I get back to Baltimore on Friday?
♪ The fundamental things apply ♪
MAN [OVER RADIO]: Welcome back to the best of Dr. Marcia Fieldstone
Yes, I do. In fact my firm has box seats to the Mariners. Why don't we all go some time.
I mean, didn't you? Yes, I did.
♪ Sing it again ♪ ♪ The notes never end ♪
ROB: Where are you gonna go?
I want you to know that your son called
You okay?
to get out of bed every morning and breathe in and out.
Cary Grant, right? You know that movie?
You're gonna miss the train. No, I'm not.
Do you want me to say that you're really, really short for your age,
Remember, Dad, the Lou Gehrig line from, uh...
It's a sign. Who needed a sign?
BARBARA: Oh, honey, what a shame.
CLIFF: Are you all right? It's nothing. It's nothing.
I don't have to see the whole thing, just the part
I was thinking about Seattle.
Sam, do you think that there is someone out there you could love as much as your wife?
Jonah, for you to have one more chance of taking the quiz, I'm gonna make you take the quiz again at lunch tomorrow!
♪ It's only green lights and all rights ♪
Hi, Dad. This is Jessica.
♪ Sometimes it's hard to be a woman ♪
And then I gotta visit Winston-Hughes about switching over our computers, but...
Ohhhkay
♪ Or understand me ♪
Happy New Year.
If you're having trouble sleeping, you might wanna try
Do you wanna hear about destiny?
Did you even read that book?
And I knew it.
[HORN HONKING]
FIELDSTONE: Have you talked to your dad about it?
It's easier to be killed by a terrorist than by 5G !
FIELDSTONE: Aw, I can understand that. Jonah, is your dad home right now?
FIELDSTONE: Sam, tell me what was so special about your wife?
You know where Oklahoma is? Somewhere in the middle.