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Oh, I don't know.
[LAUGHING]
Matthew, Matthew, let me see if I can make this clear to you.
No, I-- It is so funny.
It is, isn't it?
Bill thinks having a bird crap on him
Sorry? Sorry you weren't singled out and deemed adequate?
MATTHEW: What happened? Did you get it?
Oh, no, hell, I haven't read the comics since I realized
It's good. It's good.
are gonna be right here.
Of course I know.
Hi, Matthew. Scott Adams.
I-I can't-- I can't do this anymore.
I'm not here. I beg to differ.
Just coffee.
It is the New York Radio Guide.
Do it for Dilbert.
Very, very happy here.
of your first full year at the helm.
This place sucks.
Dave, relax.
that talks to him about his day at work.
Oh, don't worry about it.
You gotta read this one.
It's not like we're actually
I'm really more concerned with getting an objective opini--
Although, I did play a-- An important role
Do not, in any way, assist him
Uh, he's an actor who lives across the hall from me.
Well, it's just adequat--
Well, why? You're not reading it.
I don't need a refill right now.
David, it's me, Dilbert.
Next! Next! Next!
Lisa?
Sliced bread.