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I guess, you know, I came into the building,
Y-you don't listen to me.
[CLEARS THROAT]
You miss Wisconsin, don't you?
'cause the whole-- The whole Dilbert thing--
and I have to say, Dilbert would never do this.
Or it can smash you on the rocks like last year's lobster pot.
Dilbert would never quit a job in a place
Yes. It is. Oh.
Yeah.
Mm-hm.
Thank you, Dave.
Matthew... Matthew, nobody here drew that.
Hey, did you guys-- Which one of you drew
I know.
Oh, my God, hi. It's for me, Dave.
Oh, why do you want to know?
Albeit in the most moronic way possible, but, uh,
Oh, great. Great. Great, great.
I'm sorry, Bill.
Next!
I won't bother you.
Well, Matthew, do you know who this is?
Would you like to have a nice frappe mocha?
Did you see, uh-- See the review?
Well, why didn't you admit that it hurt?
Just to cool down.
So...are you gonna come back to work?
Yes, I-I-- No, I agree with this.
Dave, did your mom change her home phone number again?
No.
Oh, yeah? Yeah. Give it up.
Yeah, workhorse. Ah, thank God.
Jeremy, it's me, Dilbert...
That's just the kinda thing could send a career into orbit.
On this discovery, uh...