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I'm calling the guy that, uh, wrote the review.
"Yes, you, sir, are adequate," well, let me tell you,
Oh, it was nice.
Well, I'm glad to see that you're all thrilled
Oh, and it also says that we are reliable.
Did you want anything else, Dave?
No reason. Here.
Mission--?
to cement you...
Hey, little guy.
And accepted him for who he is.
in grade school, and I'm not used to getting C-minuses.
Hello, and welcome to Seattle Java.
Uh, no, haven't had a chance to look at it yet.
Oh, well, this is not really Scott Adams.
Let's see what kind of mess
No. It mentions you.
...in such a stifling work environment!
Here. Read this right here.
No, no, no, no.
Okay? I mean it. I quit!
Can I just see it?
I ought to use a thesaurus, huh?
The one and only. Yes, oh, um,
When I get back, I don't wanna see any "Dilbert" cartoons.
Excuse me. I've been a little busy here.
Oh, David, there you are.
I've ever been asked.
Look, I was just trying to give everybody
Matthew. Come back to the office.
Feet off the couch.
You've never seen that before?
Goin' to the break room, sir.
JOE: You all right?
Oh, come on, Matthew.
After I fulfill my duties with my customary "adequacivity."
Oh, my God. That must be so demeaning.
You suck!
Obi-Wan is… adequate.