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This is the present.
And what about me?
and you'd continue vesting your shares, and keep your board seat.
Nevertheless, he is lacking in certain...
- Mustaches? - Yes.
Sorry, I'm forced to inform you
and a smooth transition to a new CEO will be possible.
with the quality of our engineering.
but are the uniforms in Catholic schools as low-cut as they are online?
Maybe he'll even hire us at his new company.
He's wonderful.
is the non-disclosure, non-disparagement clause,
Senior citizen discounts at Perkins Family restaurants?
and the stock option grant, it's cool by us, all right?
You just got... okay.
No. Technically, I'm Pied Piper's corporate counsel,
He was, in the oughts. What's he done in the 20-teens?
I didn't really do anything at Hooli, so...
- Rigby. - Rigby.
It was a courageous move.
You're not gonna take the job?
that you can't start another compression company.
and we're gonna build Pied Piper just to prove you wrong.
Richard. Richard?
Yeah. We raised a shit ton of money.
until it was acquired by Microsoft for $2 billion.
Are you kidding me? I made the company, okay?
Did I just hit a deer?
and some fucking asshole who can't even cure cancer.
Next thing I knew, I was 70 miles away, wrapped naked in a blanket,
Shit. I thought you did it.
and I said, Hey, Richie, this is a shit deal,
I ordered a kombucha, which I did not realize contained alcohol.
to the entire Nucleus division.
What happened to Richie?
am forced to officially say goodbye
Sorry. You what?
So, wait, does that mean...
Hey, no, no. Hey, hey, hey.
R-I-G-B-Y.
With his managerial skills
Swallow your pride, or soon you'll be eating something far worse than shit.
- My input? - Mmm.
Think this through. I mean, you have to know
because he's too much of a prima donna