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That's a lot of quiche, you know? A lot of cake.
Meeting platonic male friends, not so much.
What a great house.
Push that shit out. Look at me, I'm pinkies. I'm barely touching it.
be no place i'd rater be when i am with you there's no place i'd rather be we're a thousand miles from prospos switch off the anime color 3d printer power glove battery no place i'd rather be with every fallon step we take me a strangular breath we make bitch off the marrrlery mott MB no take no place i'd rater be
lt wasn't the taste of betrayal.
And that's why we're having another open house this weekend.
so I had to go on the Buy lt Now price, but I got it.
and ride a tandem bicycle down the Venice Boardwalk for all I care.
So sweet.
And I want you to.
so thought l'd stop in and say hi on my way back to the office.
I get bored pursuing gays. I like to give myself more of a challenge.
That's good. So is he your best man?
-No. -Just drink the fucking beer,
Suck it, HR!
said they had a great time with you the other night.
she was telling me how she can't wait to get married and have kids.
Me, too.
I know. it's so exciting. I feel so grown-up.
You know what, guy?
Yeah.
See You In a Jiff? I don't know why I said that.
so I just did the old weaveroo.
That sounds like a fucking nightmare.
in the central square.
Look, man, you told my fiancée that she needs to give me blowies
-lt's sending the wrong message. -l know, I know.
-Good to know. -Nice.
They're in relationships. They have kids. They're growing up.
-and you'll get the hang of it. -l've got it. I will. . .
-But air bass works best up here. -Right.
That’s a lot of quiche
Hank Mardukas has been my closest friend
I like it that I can share things with Zooey.
Do you want to get some Neil Peart all up in you?
What's up?
-You're good. -Guys, you're killing us here. Seriously.
but I'm not gonna go golf 1 8 holes with her.
-You don't know Rush, the band? -No.
-Hi. -Hey.
Just forget. . . Take it back 1 0 seconds before I asked it,
Yeah Not Much. I’m workin like a dog.
And Hank Mardukas
-You make a valid point. -lt's golf. it's fun !
-Big time. -Big time. Slap the bass big time.
All right, I'll see you around.
-l threw up in his. . . A lot. -Yeah.
Here we go Recess! Here we go!
Look, I don't know this girl, so you can talk to me. What's the deal?
-l appreciate the offer. -No sweat.
Really, really good. I'm really impressed.
-Wow, you have a nice singing voice. -Thanks.
Now hold on, my dog needs to shit.
And for the record, I saw CHOCOLAT
I'm slapping the bass.
Man, no laj between the vag?
Yeah.
-Hey, congratulations on the wedding. -Congratulations!
Well, I'm filling myself up. I need to undo my pants.
-l don't know, in a half an hour? -Muscle Beach, half an hour.
Wings 3, Rangers 2
All right, look, Zooey, just to clarify here,
I can't believe l've never told you. I play bass.
And there's no sticky mess to clean up.
I know! No, he's the best. I feel so lucky.
Hulk, let me tell you something about Peter. . .
-Getting it in the tush? -No. No, no, no.
Go into any Olive Garden, P. F. Chang's Chinese Bistro,
l've been saving my whole life,
Sydney, I'm really sorry for all the stuff that I said.
T.G. l. Friday's, Fuddruckers.
-Get out of here. Get out of here. -I'm gonna get you, sucka.
-Hello. -Hi.
ls that Sydney?
Nothing. We're just saying you never really had a best friend, is all.
that women sit on to give them, like, super intense orgasms.
I know. I read it in college, and I loved it.
-Please? -Yes. Yes.
Those sports guys.
Crop dusting across your open house That’s a disgrace
That's a good move.
I might have mentioned in passing or something
Well, I can do some recon around the gym,
we love you,
-lt smells like a fucking pet shop in here. -Hi. How are you? Okay.
Toasting.
lt's one of those vibrating saddles
What? That is. . . No, of course I like her. Are you. . .
-Paninis? Paninis? -Yes, sir.
And did you see his wedding ring? Straight as an arrow.
Oh, my God. He is so romantic.
I hate this. There's no rules for male friendships.
Don't make him angry.
There's an open house in Bel Air that promises to be replete with cougars.
I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN OFFER
No, because they look exactly alike.
-What? Zooey. -Okay.
what
Come on. Okay. Dad, please, stop talking.
Ashlyn, will you be my Magooch? I LOVE YOU MAN
-Yeah? -Yeah.
that you take these kids there every weekend?
No, sir. No, I absolutely agree with you.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Why are you slapping me?
I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN OFFER
lt's not TV, it's HBO.
-I know. -l thought we were connecting.
I didn't realize my skin could bruise that quickly.
Tevin, stay the fuck away from my listing.
-We never rode bicycles. -Goodbye!
Does it. . . I don't see how that would. . .
BOOM! THATS A FART
I like it, but I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.
The Pistol is a pleasure-giver, that's for sure.
BeneficiaI? It was beneficiaI?
No, no, no, I'm totaIIy kidding. I'm so psyched for you.
-Good to see you, Peter. -You, too, Mel.
-A man-date. -Okay.
and that's why I'm here.
It's beach season, it's beach season!
Peter, what the heII's going on?
Because I'm pregnant.
-Yeah? Terrific. -Yeah.
No, it's just. . . Sydney asked me that question, and I couldn't. . .
It was my plezzsh
So you're teIIing me we're gonna seII this house?
Yeah. l've found that at the classy open houses,
No, I wouldn't want to impose.
it's probably best that you not be there.
All right, man. You have my number, yeah?
because Barry loves hanging out with his friends, too.
-He does seem to be clenching. -Yeah, he doesn't wanna fart.
-What are you waiting for? -Wow.
Now, sack up, man.
Because guys don't do that.