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-No, what'd you say? -l don't know.
You just seemed like a good dude.
I was just caIIing to say, hey, I had a great time the other night.
that I want you to have the exclusive back on my house.
Hey, weren't you supposed to go hiking with your friends today?
Literally. Ranked.
Let's go try on some penguin suits.
Yeah, I don't play
I'm really sorry about that dumb toast I gave.
Here we go, Galaxy, here we go
Do you want to finish the one. . .
There were tons of guys Licking each other’s basses
so l've been trying to meet someone.
That's a lot of quiche
Did the old weaveroo
Hey, you want to check?
Sydney, this is my oldest friend in the world, Hailey.
You know, he says the place is out of my league.
You know, it's funny, actually. I just got engaged myself.
Good boy.
collection of groomsmen in the history of weddings.
I remember taking him swimming when he was 12 years old.
Watch. When he gets enough space, he's gonna let one rip, I guarantee you.
How dare you Ray!!!
That's a hard question to answer.
Zooey's awesome, and we have a great sex life.
You have my word.
Peter, hi. It's Lou Ferrigno. WonderfuI biIIboards.
Well, I just. . . I don't drink that much and they pound.
This is fun. This is a pair of jeans that he actually. . .
l'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys afterward. Hit them with the big news.
-Sweet lunge, Peter. -Yeah, Pete.
My parents are probably asleep, so I'll just talk to them tomorrow.
hi faggots
-That's great. -Lou's the best.
I didn't know it was a rainbow
I slap some bass, and then Sydney's an axman.
Respect the process
Hey, Sydney, it's Peter Klaven. We met at the open house last week.
lt's mellow. Besides, I wanted to introduce him to Hailey.
-Nice. -Three ladies. Three ladies.
The Holy Trinity is playing a small club gig tonight at the Avalon.
-Cool, sweet. -All right. Show them your stuff, fellas.
lt is beautiful. it's totally understated, and it's just. . . it's perfect.
Between the wedding, and then, you know, I lent Sydney some money.
Yeah, no, how about of all time? All time.
I have no interest in buying this house.
-Can you meet up tomorrow afternoon? -Totally, yeah. Perfect.
-l can actually explain what just. . . -l would love to hear that.
-Hey. -Hey.
I can't fricking pull that off. it's blue.
and then never call them again.
You're not fucking French, Pete. it's called Chocolate.
Can l. . . Could I come with you?
Hey, me rikey the billboards.
I Love you, muchacha. I love you, Tycho Brohe.
We've only hung out a few times,
lt's bad for the whole world.
and I wanted to give you this.
Can we get this engagement back on track?
Yeah, you do. You pissed on my face, friend.
That sounds riveting.
What kind of question is that?
Have you ever watched Sunday night programming on HBO? it's spectacular.
I'm sending it to you.
-Mr. Klaven. -Very nice.
but she's gonna be your wife. Of course I like her.
-The four of us should go out. -Yeah. That'd be great.
Come on, buddy. Good boy.
The marshals come by, and there is some time pressure.
It was a game of betrayal, you fucking whore.
SUCK IT GILL
and still have enough money left over for the reception in Santa Barbara.
He's 40 pounds overweight with a Jewfro and a small dick.
Look at me.
She thinks you don't like her.
-Hailey. . . -Like, I totally imagined Barry just like. . .
I think he's trying to impress that girl he hasn't slept with yet.
Cool. Why don't you meet me at Muscle Beach at like,
Honey?
A couple of weeks. Fresh off the boat from Chicago.
When your blonde chickenhead girlfriend Tells you to be nice to the wanna Ghetto D slangerz
No, you just look confused.
Well, no, but. . .
I know, but I just got an e-maiI aIert from the Rush fan cIub.
Well, why Zooey? And I didn't know how to answer it.
Hey, you know what? I have a ton of friends, all right?
The only problem is all my funds are tied up in equities,
Now I'm gonna make you eat it.
-Sweet. Guitar. -What about you? You play anything?
because this is, after all, Peter's favorite restaurant to bring all of his dates.
She's a squirter! She's squirting ! Peter, we got a squirter!
We're getting married. You can't just keep stuff like this from me.
Hey. Listen, you think of this place as a Cone of Silence, all right?
This house is exquisite i would like to make an offer
Axon clients during handover
Sweet, sweet hangs
-Pistol? -Yeah. Pistol.
No.
Let's have a good time. Loosen it up a little bit.
For an investment. All his money's tied up in equities.
to do it in front of her, so I assume they haven't slept together.
She seems great, Pete, but honestly, within five minutes of meeting her,
That's amazing. You called that!
My son is a gay man, and I embrace his lifestyle.
What are you talking about? We were just going over the set list.
-Fine. -All night long.
The combination of wine and summer salad and Chocolat, yeah.
Shit. Hey, geek! I just stepped in your dog's shit.
I'm gonna get another mimosa.
Shut the fuck up!
I would love to hear that
Talk to him two, three times a week on the phone for 30 years now.
I'm happy to see you now.
Don't take it too seriously.
Put him through.
who randomIy waIks into our store?
Why do you think we're getting married?
Well, I mean, Barry and his friends
-You don't wanna miss that. -No, sir.
Oh, shit.