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Then you have another type of person...
Well...
Just take the pillow and put it over my face.
The planets of our solar system incinerating...
...I lived with the Eskimos many years ago...
That's like asking, Where's Waldo?
George.
You see, taste buds run on grooves along surfaces.
- Oh, they love to do zipper jobs. - Kramer.
There's nothing funny about that.
Lupus? Is it lupus?!
My voice is my passport. Verify me
I didn't take your Chuckle!
Too much dairy? You really think I'm eating too much dairy.
I’m off the Rams
Wait a second.
He's not just gonna fix the tonsils and the adenoids.
Yeah, that's what they told me the last time.
Oh, yeah, routine surgery.
I am a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift.
...like flaming globes, Zigmond!
I'm off hot water
I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever.
Well, you simply haven't had a heart attack.
What?
...you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage.
EVERY TIME I SEE TRUMP AT HIS "LOOK AT ME" BRIEFING, I THINK OF "THE HEALER" ON SEINFELD...
...always thinks they're well, no matter how bad they are.
All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What's it gotten me?
- What, kind of like this? - What...? What are you...?
What, kind of like this?
Yes. Yes, I am.