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I do consecrate.
About time you pencil dicks showed up.
Yes, Granny. It was very considerate of him.
theft, kidnapping, cruelty to animals, attempted murder things to laugh about.
- Evening, Captain. - Captain.
I know because that's when it gets its final feeding.
Thank you, Sylvia.
Oh, Joe! I'm so proud.
This is the city. It's a city of crime.
Why don't you get the hell out of here and do yours?
All buckled up? Good.
January 9, 8:37 a.m.
and maybe file a report.
Jonathan?
I stopped and phoned in an order in honour of Granny Mundy's birthday.
You freak!
Your ticket back to civilian life, Mr l-Like-To-Throw-The-Book-Out-The-Window.
Just the facts, if you don't mind, ma'am.
I'll never forget his face as long as I live.
and proceed with us to the San Gabriel Mountains...
♪ It's no joke I'm broke ♪
Reverend, I'm sure you'll find these gals socially redeemin'.
What exactly does a Central Bolivian Anaconda choose to feed on?
Who knows what kind of thrill-seeking hose monster he's got stashed in there?
Our hoses are in place. Start the gas when ready.
You're building nothin'.
You and I will split control of the city.
- ♪ You're gonna answer some questions ♪ - ♪ And have some refreshments ♪
and Streebek and I were on our way back to Parker Center.
♪ Good King Wenceslaus looked out on the feast of Stephen ♪
Goodbye, Pep. Will you be coming over later?
I've never known you to act this way.
♪ Enforce Enforce the laws ♪
- Friday? - That's me.
I've got 1st amendment rights, too. Look 'em up.
- Good afternoon. Caesar residence. - Bingo.
Blow it out your pants, cop.
Make it easy on yourself. Lead us to the stolen magazines.
Distract it.
We'd like you to come downtown, take a look at the mug books...
Prepare the virgin. I don't like the sound of that.
Hold it there, Whirley. Police Officer. You're under arrest.
P-A-G-A-N.
He's Mr Caesar's driver...
Stop shaving with a pocketknife, and next time you eat your lunch...
You can remain silent.
♪ See that, Streebek We're just in time ♪
Why don't you pull up a pew next to me?
Evil bringeth here our plea.
Thank you, Mrs. Swail.
no distinguishing scars.
Will I ever see you again, Joe?
You picked two of my favourites.
I once saw Alan Hale, Jr. In here.
But... But... But, Commissioner...
But his wings were about to be clipped...
♪ If you ever have to hire a lawyer ♪
♪ While we are here let's state it clear ♪
Why don't we discuss this over dinner? It's my birthday.
Yes, but we might as well let her go. There's no point in keeping her.
Yeah, that's right. That's me.
Friday, Streebek, good work.
The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Just chuckle away. I don't hear God laughing.
♪ 'Cause right now you're in trouble ♪
What the hell is going on here?
- On what charge, Junior? - How about Section 146-A?
waiting for a bus that will never come.
But did it ever occur to you that by going 8 miles an hour slower...
What's your recipe writing style? The dragnet: just the facts
Pseudo-halogenic cyanogen.
I guess that's not so unusual.
For crying out loud!
What Dom Perignon?
have been reporting vehicles stolen, so keep an eye on your car.
♪ Me me me Me me me ♪
because I have a whole lifetime to catch up on.
Though I was unable to fathom the rules, it seemed Streebek had lost this round.
Just the facts, ma'am.
Who are you?
9:47 a.m. We arrived at the Griffith Park Zoo...
You know, I think you and the commissioner would make a cute couple.
Hi, Connie.
What the... Cops! Break out the weapons! Break out the masks!
Stop them!
That miserable bag of puke.
- Joe? - That's me.
I'm gonna have a place like this someday.
♪ At least they get to see you on the evening news ♪