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- So space exploration is definitely out for you. - Definitely.
This is such a treat.
My name is Brian and...
- You met Mom where? - It's not important. -
♪ Oh, do a little dance ♪
You know what TJ stands for? Turkey Jizz?
♪ Get down tonight, baby Get down, get down ♪
Give him another minute. Temperature's not right.
When you ask your boss for a day off to attend a funeral
♪ Do a little dance Make a little love ♪
Hey, hey, what about you, huh?
- I can't do that! - You got no choice.
Look, I don't like it, but it's either you or him.
Well, how gay are you?
Maybe you better go.
Are you kissing me? 'Cause I can't feel a thing.
- What? - How's Elaine?
Come on, put the fish in the tank already.
Who ??
Who’s ass is the fastest?
There is shit everywhere. It's a real mess.
You know, Antoine's got a bad temper.
Yuck!
I-I'm kidding.
- ♪ Talk ♪ - ♪ Don't wanna be ♪
Yeah!
♪ Rivers deep and wide ♪
Still, I wasn't going to pay her a dime for sex, no matter what she was charging.
♪ Roll me in designer sheets ♪
I am waiting for Cakes and Pies. Cakes and Pies.
♪ Baby, let's get together ♪
Aaaaaah!
Did you say dates?
- This next date is what we man-pimps call a doozy. - What's wrong with this one?
♪ Call me, my love ♪
that it's width, width that gives sexual gratification.
Oh, yeah? You know anything about this?
Listen, I came all over the place... Down from six grand.
Okay, I guess I'll just take some sea snails and be on my way.
I mean, you get used to it.
those shots hurt like hell.
I just can't go near places like churches...
Ooh. Excuzes-moi. These leather seats.
Gross!
Women pay me to give them pleasure.
I got a party of ten coming in, and I am up to my ankles in human crap.
Shit! S-Shit cabinet!
You got yourself a man-whore.
You just make sure you keep my apartment clean or you will die.
♪ Call me on the line ♪
- I think our little friend has Malawi bloat. - What the hell is that?
But I got to go to Switzerland for business. I'll be gone for three weeks.
Must make pee-pee.
Hey! Try and get laid on your own time, Pal!
You better show some respect, or I'm gonna rip that pleasure-giving tongue out of your head!
So could you get in there, Bob?
♪ I want your arms to ♪
♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!
I just had to see for myself.
- He's been asking questions. - Goddamn white boy.
I don't have a set price or anything, but I have been getting ten dollars.
- My passport expired... - No, no, I mean you can stay here and look after my fish.
Digital television.
It's so nice to meet you. Happy birthday.
Uh, yeah, sorry. We're busy tonight.
OH Baby!
♪ Call me, call me any, any time ♪
You know, Claire told me that Antoine's place was messed up,
- Hey, Dad, let me ask you a question. - And what's that, son?
♪
Ejem i ser
Some pretty close calls.
monke vs king
I'm on the beach.
Oh, shit.
♪ Any way ♪
♪ Yes, it's true ♪
Oh, I think there is.
♪ Come on, come on ♪
- Murder! I will kill you! - Hasta luego.
♪ Color me your car ♪
You should be able to go on all the rides.
You give me ten dollars!
-
You need to unstake Did you say stake?
Spread those cheeks Your butthole is mine
♪ No worry, friends No worry ♪
Hi.
when she says stop it but im having too much fun
Listen,
It's true I paid him money to be with him,
I know! He was definitely safe!
Never, ever fall in love.
No.
My name is Angel and
Put the fork down Reema
♪ Call me, call me in a sweet design ♪
- Whores! - Yeah! You tell 'em, baby!
she's sweet, she's funny, and she likes me.
DADDY, I HECKING HATE YOU AND GREEN BEANS, BUCK U DADDY!!!! DADDY, I HECKING HATE YOU AND GREEN BEANS, BUCK U DADDY!!!!
The YARN Memes Show S01E01 Welcome to YARN Memes! (January 7, 2012)
Look, squat on it for a night...
Now you just focus on your little wiener schnitzel.
Claire mentioned that you dabble in harlotry.
Got that from man-whorin'.
I'm not perfect either.
MY NAME IS DED AND I GIVE WOMEN PLEASURE
have a good nipple.
- Claire? - The hooker you ass-punched.
Ohh! Oh, Antoine!
♪ Call me, call me any, any time ♪
That's a dog-faced puffer fish over there.
crap muncher!