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I know.
If I had two more man-ginas like you, I'd be a millionaire.
Oh, man, I forgot. It's my dad's birthday.
I'm upstairs!
Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for that?
- You think I can get anything for it? You know, money? - I don't know!
OH Baby!
Haha Vulva!!!
Thats’ a HUGE…
You better get me some from the colder tank.
- You don't want to have sex. - Yes, I do.
DID YOU SAY STAKING?
or work in a gun range.
Yes. Use the map. Use the map.
♪ That we like to do ♪
Cakes and pies Cakes and pies
♪ I know who you are ♪
- Really. - No, no.
I can see!
Mmmm
Same price, same place?
Ow-w-w-w!
♪ Call me, call me call me, call me, call me ♪
Hi, Allison.
Yes, sir. I understand.
Right.
Even though I am.
- Then will you come out and talk? - I don't know.
That's four games to one.
I'm up to my bicep in it, if you know what I mean.
test test
HEY! Try and get laid on your own time, Pal!
There you go. That's eleven-fifty.
You are good.
♪ Is what I want ♪
- I should probably go. - My fish.
But I'm glad it happened...
It's all I could grab.
It's Not Too Small. It's Too Thin, Okay? My Dick Is Too Thin
♪ Color me your car ♪
No, no, a little lower. The ones on the bottom.
You probably want to take me home, don't you?
- All right, number four? - Yes, thank you.
Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy.
Hello.
Fletch’s side gig $2 per hour
- I'd like to come back here someday. - Everybody knows...
♪ Call me for a ride ♪
I just don't think it's natural.
Nipple biter
That wasn't there this morning. You know what it is?
You must have a magical "man-gina".
Bergita, this is Deuce.
♪ My secrets to reveal ♪
I wouldn’t.
Why am I still worried?
I'm just not allowed to fly in a plane or drive a car...
♪ Call me, my love ♪
I had a pituitary gland procedure at U.C.L.A. Medical Center...
Behemoth.
I've read it. Cosmo, Redbook, you name it.
Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!
♪ Do a little dance Make a little love ♪
Deuce!
We got a lot of work to do.
Well, maybe I am a loser, but I'm a loser who can bust your ass.
Shouldn't you be taking them to fancy restaurants or the theater?
Now you'll have to pay the penalty.
- While you're worried about your penis, - Thin penis.
Shove it up your ass!
Try a grand....:) Well....then you overpaid....
- You get fixed up on a lot of blind dates? - Only recently.
It's the only way I could get you to see me.
You're thinkin' those are the biggest boobies you've ever seen.
Ah, you have beautiful skin, baby, huh?
I have narcolepsy. It's a sleeping disorder.
♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪
Deuce.
See ya, T.J.
I'm just taking care of his fish.
Rainey Azh Be Like
Maybe you can stay and look after my fish yaa?
DADDY, I HECKING HATE YOU AND GREEN BEANS, BUCK U, DADDY!!!! JEFFY!!!!!
Thanks, Pops.
What are you talkin' about? I barely notice it.
The place looks good.