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I don't see how it could possibly be pleasurable for a woman.
- I'm sorry? - Well, that's my going rate.
Have a good trip.
Kate, listen to me.
He's not even fully matured yet. He's a teenager, for crying out loud!
Shit....Shit Whore!
That's an $800 fish!
Now remember, it's a business.
Hi, I'm Diogo Bigalow, your man-whore for this evening.
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
On second thought, you'd better give me some of those sea snails.
- They should make a phone for full-figured girls. - They should.
WHAT EFREN FEELS LIKE WHEN OUT IN PUBLIC THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
♪ Take me off for a ride ♪
- You think you could take care of that for me? - No worries, Vic. Right on it.
I'm not an ungrateful he-bitch.
Nipple biter
Freeeak!!!
Nipple biter! Naah-naah-naah-naah-nyiii!
You've had yourself an interesting little evening.
women pay Chris to give them pleasure...
Spread your cheeks Your tight hole is mine
No one can hear that
I mean, that's the reason. It's my dick.
Cakes and pies. Cakes and pies.
Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.
I collect Canadian quarters
Try a grand Then you overpaid...
So, do you think I should be more of a risk-taker?
♪ I'm not in love ♪
You did!
Bye-bye.
What up, Deucey?
You're on the beach.
Ohhhhh Yessssss
Now you concentrate and stay in character.
I collect Canadian quarters.
Could you at least hear me out?
Well, thanks,
To tell you the truth, I don't know how men do it either.
Detective Fowler, L.A.P.D.
♪
But I got the money for the stock market from man-whorin'...
More of a male madam.
Deuce, it's over between us.
See, my dad's one of those guys, he likes to be involved in every facet of the business.
Now look at his teams...
"You may only have one leg,
Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.
Excuse me. Waiter.
Well, how much just for a plain cranberry juice?
Nope, you pay me!!
♪ With out you ♪
I just have one question to ask you.
I had a really nice time tonight.
Medieval weapons. I'm a collector.
We never had sex.
Ah, oui
♪ I can't smile without you ♪
Uh, perhaps you don't understand.
When bae has ugly feet never talk about your foot fetish!
Sperm! Sperm face!
Maher. What we need is a strike hair.
I can sleep at night because I make a decent, God-fearing, honest living.
And no one ever touched my feet before.
- You, too. - Hi, Deuce.
Deuce, it's your dad's birthday.
I should've told you right from the start,
Even if it's really, really thin?
Oh! Oh!
thank you
Oh, no one has ever touched my feet before.
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AFRC informing me that my orders are getting cut short and that I can’t use RUTA’s or TP’s.
Well, I thought we talked and you understood.
and fell in love with the people here.
I never would have known what love was.
That's Adam
.
What Allen did to Montgomery
Case dismissed.
Ten dollars.
Afraid that a girl as wonderful as you...
- Hi. - Hi.
- Don't worry... - Crap muncher!
Virgins be Like
- Did I bring you pleasure? - Not really.
♪ Call me for a ride ♪
You're gonna tell me that gigantic woman didn't just pay you to have sex with her?
And I intend to have everything fixed by the time Antoine gets back.
How's that gonna fix your marriage?
♪ Just look, and you'll find ♪
Ball hair! Ball hair!
- Huh? - "Man-gina"
What do you do in situations like that? You think I'll be all right?