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You’re black I knew it!
Respect the 18th century Persian carpet.
Just give me a minute to think here.
Dad probably has a lot of paperwork to do, and...
Why don't you come over?
I'm Deuce.
It’s not too small. It’s too thin!
and, uh, I'll be shovin' that right up your five starfish pee holes.
than what you were used to, would that be okay?
Your Honor, sex for money is morally reprehensible.
These shots will deaden the nerve area...
- About what? - About the cop.
But he's my friend.
Nipple biter! Naah-naah-naah-naah-nyiii!
I think I gotta go to a farm! Did you say chicken Parm??
Excuse me. I just had pudding an hour ago.
Okay, 300, 400, 500. Give me the hammock.
What we need is a strike hair.
Spread my cheeks Touch my small hole
Uh,
Fishy fishy
- You didn't tell him nothin' about me, did ya? - No, but what should I do?
but I already have a job.
- Oh, God! - Women love it.
Take this lotion and rub it on my foot Take this lotion and rub it on my foot
Oh, my God! Peter, sweetheart, how do you feel?
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Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!
and it's pretty filthy in there and I was in kind of a hurry...
looks like I've got some work to do.
My name is Angel and
I know an aquarium guy who can fix all of this.
Topaz. That's my mother's birthstone.
Rosita putting lotion on Rosita War Club
I had a really great time,
French. Nice people. May I?
Cakes and pies. Cakes and pies. Cakes and pies! Cakes and pies!
Hi. Would you like to buy some Girls of America cookies?
Me Susan I love cakes and pies, cakes and pies
My feet are oiled
Here she is.
Hey. Where you goin'?
Oh, yeah.
It's not your dick. It's you.
♪ Where you from ♪
Okay, we can put the last fish in.
I did man-whore for a little bit, but none of your clients.
known gigolo, male prostitute.
♪ Get down tonight ♪
i clean pools
I'm lookin' at a dead man.
He's in the restaurant industry.
I mean, stop stalling and throw it already.
Time to play with your tiny asshole Bitch
I'm watching his fish for him.
No...
Oh see, now you got me all excited.
I'm sorry about what those people said.
I clean fish tanks.
As a matter of fact, you know what? I think I left my glasses upstairs. Why don't you go get them for me boy? Oh I already went. This is a hologram. Ayo, what the fuck! Here you go dad. AAAHHHHHHHHH!
You give me 10 dollars
What do you think of this?
But it was worth it.
♪ Color me your color, baby ♪
He's in shock. I gave him some freeze-dried water fleas, but he's gotta want to live.
Therefore, we ask for the maximum term...
♪ Do a little dance ♪
♪ For your lover's lover's alibi ♪
Spread them again, please.
♪ Since you came along ♪
Anus licker!
Spicy
One hundred, two hundred...
and go for just the plain cranberry Juice by itself for the three dollars.
Hey, phishy, phishy, phishy
- No! - Let me tell you something, mister.
Excuse me.
Wolfy, you've gotta stop doing this to Mommy's friends.
- Yeah, you think I'm a loser, don't you? - No, I don't.
Oof! Oh!
I don't want to leave. I'm sorry I had that reaction.
They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody.
What are you doing here?
Ah, you shouldn't have.
See you, son.
Hey, guys. Did you miss me?
- Are you gonna be okay? - I'll be fine.
Yeah.
♪ Chiamami ♪
You gon' make $150 cleanin' fish tanks? - $150?
I mean, physically.
I remember once I dropped a cigar ash on his rug.
There's a mongrel koi in there. It's the most dangerous of all goldfish.
Deuce, I have to tell you,
It's-It's n-no problem. I'll just, um...
Deucey, don't be falling in love with no she-john. You're in it for the money.
Hah!
- ♪ Talk ♪ - ♪ Can't seem to do without it ♪
- Deuce! - No!
a little lower…
Good to be home.
Nipple biter
You're embarrassing me in front ofour new friend.
Came off... Disconnected...
♪ You can call me any day or night ♪
You're busted.