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I mean... I'm assuming
I think they stopped, hold on, hold on.
to my apocalypse of a Thanksgiving.
to watch you push Valderrama out of the picture.
- Oh, wow. - Oh, Rancho Cucamonga,
What's the catch?
Sit, sit, sit.
and you don't understand Josh.
Of course I would.
You mentioned that. Okay, I mentioned it
That whale didn't.
♪ I present proper like a TED talker ♪
Victorville...
Well, no, I couldn't possibly.
VALENCIA: I'm so... I try so hard to be nice to your mom,
You're moving on.
Oh! And?
♪ Valencia, you're zip, zilch and bupkis ♪
perched on my nightstand.
♪ Brand-new pals and new career ♪
Now, you, get out of here!
Don't you tell me what to do.
(laughs)
he would've asked and he didn't,
Yep, yep... ah.
- [ Stomach Rumbles ] - No, no, no! I can't.
rain check.
Uh, Modesto, Monrovia,
Hey, that was a great sermon, huh?
_
or why you pretended to be my friend,
but we're going to Paris.
You know, I really want to go,
This isn't weird, right? Is it weird?
Kevin, please. I gotta get this out.
- Have a good one. - Peace!
"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
- Yeah. - Um, listen, I really appreciate this,
♪ I know this town like the back of my hand ♪
♪ These dads and moms is my sons and daughters ♪
That's good.
but stay away from me
I can't wait to walk in and tell my boss to shove it.
the toilets are clogged.
I mean, would I like to go to the Chan's?
What-what are your plans for Thanksgiving, Valencia?
Paula's joking.
because it's Thanksgiving.
I do.
And I belong...
(sighs)
Why do you always give up so easily?
I just metabolized its body parts for my own use.
♪ She's so broken inside ♪
You're having a tough day.
(laughing): Hey, hey, man.
you have made me feel like I truly belong.
and we got cousins and aunts and uncles pouring in
♪ Got your current chick lookin' like Greg Focker ♪
Wait, are you going back to business school?!
♪ Look what you're doing to me ♪
will you move in with me? (gasps)
♪ Last call, West Covina ♪
♪ Wait, my uncle is in radiology ♪
and I wanted you to know I'm sorry.
I have to go to the bathroom,
That's silly, honey.
and there it is!
- You look great. - Hi!
Stockton, Pismo Beach,
I go to public school.
Aunt Dhori, I insist
♪ ♪
You were only saying what others were thinking.
that I've reached the Rubicon,
Bye, Valencia!
I nixed the yams with the marshmallows.