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Do you have any idea what it's like to have two people look at you
Oh, my sweet Maxine.
I don't wanna be your goddamn link, damn ya.
Right now, on the way to Lester's.
Malkovich. Malkovich.
- Maxine? - What?
See, I got lonely in Lester by myself,
I'm sure you're not going crazy.
I know!
Maxine, I am gonna kill you!
Chicken soup? Chicken soup?
his muse, his inspiration.
Shut up!
- Malkovich, Malkovich - Malkovich!
Listen, I really don't find this amusing.
Maybe you'd feel better if you got a job.
Hello? Hello?
So, I mean...
Lotte.
What happens when a man goes through his own portal?
Do a puppet show for me, Craig, honey.
take such a hold upon my unhappy soul
I'm going to be working a lot of late nights with this partner
and, uh, art always tells the truth, even when it's lying.
Okay.
I am bad. I am bad. I am bad.
and the man who reinvented how we view puppeteering.
I figured out how to hang on as long as I want.
Morning.
Shoot. But it's business hours.
- The chimp, honey. - Yeah, okay.
Oh! Oh, God.
and I didn't know how else to be with you.
We like you.
No, Lotte! God, no, we can't really kill her!
if I could just get maybe three extra hand towels...
Actually, my name is Craig Schwartz, Dr. Lester.
And the crowds have been absolutely sensational
But I'll be in in a little while.
I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange.
I was thinking about what you were saying
What are you doing here?
Inc. Mertin. M-E-R-T-I-N. Flemmer.
we were spared God's severity.
Craig! Craig, I gotta go back! No!
Well, uh, trapped, held prisoner, if you like, in the host's brain,
Lotte, are you all right?
I think she'd like that.
Aye. What want ye, girl child?
I have an interview with Dr. Lester.
I've gotta head down to ABT now.
Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.
Pardon me?
I must say, I was intrigued by your voice.
You don't know lucky you are, being a monkey.
Okay. Thank you.
Well, to quote the Bard, He's got the world on a string.
- I know it's very... - Lotte?
Yes.
Maxine. Maxine.
Sorry about the cunt at reception.
Flattery will get you everywhere, my boy.
The passionate ones, the ones who go after what they want,
is a terrible curse.
You know, am I me? Is Malkovich Malkovich?
we've decided to offer you a place in John Malkovich with us,
No?
Fuck off, Craig!
You're evil, Maxine.
Maxine, honey, it's on!
I'll cook my lasagna,
Live dangerously. Close early.
He's had me locked in the cage with my chimp,
I was John Malkovich.
you wanted me to work.